MACE's definitions

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
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Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

by Mace May 5, 2006

gripper

a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.

commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.

"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"

by Mace August 19, 2006

you think?

a sarcastic reply to someone who utters a statement that is obvious or that goes without saying.

gf: "maybe we should just go with the Jimmy...it's cheaper than the Cadillac SUV.

bf: "...ummm....ya think??"

by mace May 25, 2005

break the ice

to end or avoid an awkward situation by starting a conversation with someone about something.

"If you start to feel weird or uncomfortable at the party tonight, try to think of something to break the ice."

by Mace December 26, 2007

brown boy

giant piece of shit/stool/turd

Damn, I ate so much last night, in the morning, I laid the biggest brown boy you have ever seen

by MACE March 8, 2005

baztastic

To be excellent, good, worthy of Baronhood. Usually assosiated with a particualrly well ordered or regal person.

P1: That dude is so cool
P2: yeah, he's baztastic

by Mace March 14, 2005

Bazalicious

Believed to have origionated in the early 21st century during an argument about a baron. A derogative of Baztastic. Bazalicious however is an insult, to be unlike a baron, to be a peasant, insignificant, bad or rubbish.

P1: that lesson was terible
P2: Bloody bazalicious if you ask me!

by Mace March 14, 2005