Pissed Penis

An irritable person who has a 20ft stick up their arse.

Can’t laugh for the life of them

“God, you are being such a pissed penis. Lighten up!”

by M. H. M July 16, 2023

Nosey Boy

Dog that watches your every move and is constantly looking out windows
Spying on everyone

“Stop watching them, you. Nosey Boy!”

by M. H. M July 16, 2023

Pernament

The meaning of long lasting
Not Permanent, PERNAMENT!!

“This sharpie on the wall is Pernament!”

by M. H. M July 04, 2023

Moisture

Is the same as humidity (and is hot)

There’s a lot of moisture in Texas

by M. H. M April 19, 2024

Heat warning

Keep indoors
May combust if exiting home.
Do not make your family leave the house.

“Oh no! A heat warning! Never mind going on a family walk, go back to your rooms and play on your Xboxs.”

by M. H. M July 09, 2023