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schlank

To slap someone, typically in punishment and preferably across the face, with one’s penis.
This better get fixed now, or someone’s getting schlanked.

When Judd’s student lied about having completed his homework, Judd schlanked him to death.

I schlanked your father in an attempt to get the money he owes me, but unfortunately he liked it.
by M. A. September 16, 2006
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judd

A small guy with a surprisingly huge schlong, or a nickname for anyone with an exceptionally large penis.
I was never interested in Roger until I heard he's a total judd.

Getting schlanked by Judd is often fatal.
by M. A. September 16, 2006
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