Eugenius

A person from near Eugene Oregon who thinks they have a great idea but it turns out to actually be a terrible idea.

Only a EUGENIUS would suggest that to balance the city’s budget we get rid of the Fire Department.

by M Twain July 16, 2025

Cuntwick

1) Used Tampon. Because of the string's resemblance to a candle wick, and where it has been.
2) An extra strong word to use to describe or call someone who you hate.

1) "Gross, some lady missed the trash bin and left her CUNTWICK on the floor."
2) "Dammit! Some CUNTWICK backed into my car and didn't leave a note!"

by M Twain March 13, 2017

Oregon Adequate

Something that is good enough for Oregon but not good enough anywhere else.

This house in Eugene was listed with a basement bedroom but the basement ceiling is only is 5.5 ft (165 cm) tall. That’s because that bedroom is Oregon Adequate.

by M Twain July 16, 2025