Definitions by M Twain

Oregon Adequate 

Something that is good enough for Oregon but not good enough anywhere else.

This house in Eugene was listed with a basement bedroom but the basement ceiling is only is 5.5 ft (165 cm) tall. That’s because that bedroom is Oregon Adequate.

Oregon Adequate by M Twain July 15, 2025

Eugenius

A person from near Eugene Oregon who thinks they have a great idea but it turns out to actually be a terrible idea.

Only a EUGENIUS would suggest that to balance the city’s budget we get rid of the Fire Department.

Eugenius by M Twain July 15, 2025

Cuntwick 

1) Used Tampon. Because of the string's resemblance to a candle wick, and where it has been.
2) An extra strong word to use to describe or call someone who you hate.

1) "Gross, some lady missed the trash bin and left her CUNTWICK on the floor."
2) "Dammit! Some CUNTWICK backed into my car and didn't leave a note!"

Cuntwick by M Twain March 12, 2017