Asian Pear

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth
What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.
by M Smoov July 03, 2009
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Jewish piñata

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants
Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.
by M Smoov July 15, 2009
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liquid cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense, usually projectile, diarrhea
You can't run out of the room, I'm experiencing liquid cramps.
by M Smoov July 02, 2009
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air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence
You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.
by M Smoov June 22, 2009
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Weaver Run

doing something incredibly ridiculous on the off chance that something incredibly unlikely will occur
I'm doing a Weaver Run. I'm going to take a dump before I go to bed. You know, just in case.
by M Smoov January 11, 2011
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