M Smoov's definitions

air cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense flatulence

You might want to run out of the room, I'm experiencing air cramps.

by M Smoov June 22, 2009

liquid cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense, usually projectile, diarrhea

You can't run out of the room, I'm experiencing liquid cramps.

by M Smoov July 2, 2009

Asian Pear

to dip your scrotum in a cup of sake and then dip your scrotum into your partner's mouth

What are we gonna do with this cup of sake. I say we give her an Asian Pear.

by M Smoov July 3, 2009

Jewish piñata

a scrotum which hangs through a rip or tear in pants

Rich should buy some new sweat pants because we can see his Jewish piñata from here.

by M Smoov July 15, 2009

Weaver Run

doing something incredibly ridiculous on the off chance that something incredibly unlikely will occur

I'm doing a Weaver Run. I'm going to take a dump before I go to bed. You know, just in case.

by M Smoov January 11, 2011