humps

A slang term for Camel brand cigarettes.

"I need a pack of humps"
"I need a hump"
"I need to be humped"

Customer to convenience store clerk: "Hump me"
Clerk: "What?!!?"

by M Rockwell December 09, 2008

Gotti

When a girl passes out or falls asleep and a guy cuffs one out (jacks off) and uses the jizz to give the girl a tape-up.

"Hey what happened with you and that chick after I left the club last night?"

"Yo man, I took that bitch home and gave her some liquor and weed and she passed the fuck out"

"so you didn't get any action?"

"nah but she did, I gave her a Gotti"

by M Rockwell September 14, 2008

cow tipping

When someone walks into a bar or store and finds the most obese person in the place and proceeds to walk up, push them to the ground, and promptly vacate the premises.

This can cause reactions of extreme violence by the victim and others, so it is important to leave immediately after performing the act.

"Hey did you hear about that new bar down the street? We should go do some cow tipping."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008

hedgehog

Someone who is extremely selfish with his/her weed (hedges). This individual will almost never smoke anyone else up (even close friends) and will not sell to anyone either. Also does not appreciate people knowing/asking about how much weed he/she may have.

Also describes someone who has a tendency to bogart when smoking.

"Yo pass them hedges over here man, I'm jonesin' real bad"

"Yeah right, Bill ain't gonna pass nothin' man, he a hedgehog."

by M Rockwell July 20, 2008