M@77 J@M35's definitions

Beige Pillars of Freedom

The gate-like thing at the intersection of 19th Ave. and Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in San Francisco that symbolizes the end of the brutal slow traffic when going north on state highway 1 (like when youre supposed to drive to Marin county)

Getting from I-280 to Golden Gate park took forever, until I made it to the Beige Pillars of Freedom.

by M@77 J@M35 January 3, 2012

LDASM

An acronym for "Liberal Democrat Atheist who smokes marijuana" A deadly evil combination of lifestyle choices in present-day America.

That LDASM down the street voted for Obama, and hopefully won't do it again.

by M@77 J@M35 January 5, 2012

burnout

Someone who was really popular in high school and college and spent those years as well as ages 21-29 partying, smoking weed and doing other drugs (including drinking a lot), having sex and hooking up, but after age 30 is a total asshole with a bad job, legal issues, health problems, and is usually not married or ever has a family. In other words, a burnout is what happens later in life to age 14-29 punk-ass guys and age 14-29 slut girls.

I am 15 years old and would much rather prefer being average or not popular in high school and college yet grow up to have a successful job and a good family instead of being really popular and the life of the party now yet becoming a total shithead or burnout later in adulthood.

by M@77 J@M35 June 14, 2011

pain in the ayn

Something that you don't like or is a pain in the ass, except it is worse than a pain in the ass, and is a pain deeper in your ass. "Ayn" is obviously short for anus.

A Day to Remember is a shitty band and their music is a pain in the ayn! I like real metal, not that emo-punk crap.

by M@77 J@M35 June 15, 2011

Drive-by shouting

When you roll down the window of a car and shout something at a person or people. Usually an insult.

I saw a group of punk-ass teenagers walking down the street and there was a guy making out with his girlfriend or some bullshit like that, and I rolled down the car window and did a drive-by shouting of "stop infecting this town!!"

by M@77 J@M35 June 21, 2011

tough decision town

A location that is right in between 2 major metro areas and the people have to make a decision to fly in and out of a certain airport or to be a fan of which sports team. For example, people in Springfield, MA fly in and out of either Boston or Albany, NY.

San Luis Obispo, CA is right in between Los Angeles and San Francisco, and many citizens can't decide whether they're a Giants fan or a Dodgers fan. That is a tough decision town.

by M@77 J@M35 October 10, 2011