M@77 J@M35's definitions

the exciting hours

The time from 11pm to 6am. It's when all the exciting stuff happens in the streets, like shootings, robberies, drunk driving accidents, vandalism, whatever crime you hear about in the local news.

11-12: robberies and big fights

12-3: shootings and drunk driving accidents

3-6: vandalism, high-speed pursuits and other deadly car accidents

News: "A young black male was killed in a drive-by shooting at 1:30 AM last Monday in the San Francisco Tenderloin, police said."

DAMN IT!! It was in the exciting hours...

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

tough decision town

A location that is right in between 2 major metro areas and the people have to make a decision to fly in and out of a certain airport or to be a fan of which sports team. For example, people in Springfield, MA fly in and out of either Boston or Albany, NY.

San Luis Obispo, CA is right in between Los Angeles and San Francisco, and many citizens can't decide whether they're a Giants fan or a Dodgers fan. That is a tough decision town.

by M@77 J@M35 October 10, 2011

bifriendly

(BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like bipolar, except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.

(name): hey, did you see my new youtube video?

MS: yeah, it was awesome

NEXT DAY (or less than one day)

(name): I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing

MS: stop talking to me! You're so annoying

(name): why the fuck are you so bifriendly?

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

Seaympathy

When someone feels bad for the people living in Seattle because of 2 reasons:

1. It is always cloudy and raining
2 and most importantly: it is where I-Carly takes place >.<

One of my friends is spending half the summer in Seattle. He has a 10-year-old brother who is unfortunate enough to grow up watching crappy new shows like iCarly, so I have great Seaympathy for them

by M@77 J@M35 August 5, 2012

lerancture

When someone (usually with authority) gives you a big lecture about something you did, but it sounds more like an angry rant that exaggerates your mistake.

A certain residential staff with the initials HB gave my friend a big lerancture only because he wasnt paying attention in that stupid unnecessary meeting in the dining hall. The tyrannical leader pissed everyone off, but was fun to watch at the same time.

by M@77 J@M35 July 12, 2012

Beige Pillars of Freedom

The gate-like thing at the intersection of 19th Ave. and Martin Luther King Jr. Drive in San Francisco that symbolizes the end of the brutal slow traffic when going north on state highway 1 (like when youre supposed to drive to Marin county)

Getting from I-280 to Golden Gate park took forever, until I made it to the Beige Pillars of Freedom.

by M@77 J@M35 January 3, 2012