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Jerry's wife got him all worked up in bed and proceeded to roll over and go to sleep. Jerry threw a man fit and sat in a chair pouting like a little rich kid who got the wrong colored pony for their birthday
by Lunicus November 30, 2010
 Get the Man Fitmug.
Get the Man Fitmug. The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
by Lunicus December 4, 2011
 Get the Confirmation Wipemug.
Get the Confirmation Wipemug. When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants
That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!
by Lunicus December 19, 2006
 Get the tumbling sixpackmug.
Get the tumbling sixpackmug. The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
by Lunicus February 5, 2012
 Get the Free meal banditmug.
Get the Free meal banditmug. Taking several sloppy, painful shits the morning after drinking too much bad draft.Very much like the dreaded Molson Mudslide.
I'm gonna be late for work...I got a nasty case of Bud Butt
Oooch!I've wiped my ass at least 40 times this morning cause of this damn Bud Butt.Owwooch!
Oooch!I've wiped my ass at least 40 times this morning cause of this damn Bud Butt.Owwooch!
by Lunicus December 10, 2006
 Get the bud buttmug.
Get the bud buttmug. Person who thinks stringing together a few words and making a gay ass acronym or loser with no friends who submits someones name counts as a valid submission
Editing the submissions is not as fun as it used to be as too mant idiots are putting stupid acronyms or names of people they either love, hate, know, idolize ,etc,etc....FUCK OFF TROLL!!!
Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!
Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!
by Lunicus September 18, 2012
 Get the Urban Dictionary Underachievermug.
Get the Urban Dictionary Underachievermug.