Lunicus's definitions

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

tumbling sixpack

When the abdominal area gets fat and soft and starts rolling and weeping down over the waistline of pants

That lady should not be wearing a two piece bikini with that tumbling sixpack shes got.

I used to have abs of steel....now I got me a mad tumbling sixpack.Damn,marriage sucks!

by Lunicus December 19, 2006

crackyap

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.

Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.

by Lunicus December 14, 2006

Urban Dictionary Underachiever

Person who thinks stringing together a few words and making a gay ass acronym or loser with no friends who submits someones name counts as a valid submission

Editing the submissions is not as fun as it used to be as too mant idiots are putting stupid acronyms or names of people they either love, hate, know, idolize ,etc,etc....FUCK OFF TROLL!!!

Why don't all you Urban Dictionary Underachievers (UDU's) go start a website called wefuckinlosers.com and troll your gay ass heads off....shiteaters!!

by Lunicus September 18, 2012

bud butt

Taking several sloppy, painful shits the morning after drinking too much bad draft.Very much like the dreaded Molson Mudslide.

I'm gonna be late for work...I got a nasty case of Bud Butt

Oooch!I've wiped my ass at least 40 times this morning cause of this damn Bud Butt.Owwooch!

by Lunicus December 10, 2006

Confirmation Wipe

The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.

Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!

My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!

by Lunicus December 4, 2011