When someone is looking at you with the same wanton perverse desire as a loner at an orgy...skulking around...watching.
My priest always looks at me with orgy eyes....its totally creeping me out cause we are both guys!!
I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
I caught the manager of my grocery store staring at me over the banana display with seething orgy eyes
by Lunicus October 16, 2013
Get the orgy eyesmug. When you are wiping your ass and your finger suddenly pokes through the toilet paper into your poopy arse. Most often occurs with cheap, single ply tickets in public restrooms.
Oh no!...my finger has a brown smelly swimming cap from a vicious rip 'n' dip!!
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
If you cant see the poop...smelling your finger is the only way to know if you were the victim of a rip 'n' dip
by Lunicus December 03, 2011
Get the Rip 'n' Dipmug. Taking several sloppy, painful shits the morning after drinking too much bad draft.Very much like the dreaded Molson Mudslide.
I'm gonna be late for work...I got a nasty case of Bud Butt
Oooch!I've wiped my ass at least 40 times this morning cause of this damn Bud Butt.Owwooch!
Oooch!I've wiped my ass at least 40 times this morning cause of this damn Bud Butt.Owwooch!
by Lunicus December 10, 2006
Get the bud buttmug. The fear of getting caught made the dayfuck I had on Tuesday the best fuck of my life!
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
After dayfucking my friends wife yesterday, she gave me a sweater of his that he doesn't wear....I love it!
Melanie dayfucked her friend Rachels husband to get back at her for openly flirting with her boyfriend.
by Lunicus December 11, 2006
Get the dayfuckmug. Hey Matthew....it's not even cold out...why don't you take off those damn wimp skins
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
The worst thing you can do is start wearing wimp skins....cause you'll never stop once you do.
by Lunicus December 16, 2011
Get the wimp skinsmug. The act of wiping your ass to find out if you shit up your ass crack after a particularly gruesome fart.
Oh my!! that ripper will definitely require a confirmation wipe!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
My confirmation wipe revealed what I was afraid of...I just shit myself on my first date!!
by Lunicus December 04, 2011
Get the Confirmation Wipemug.