squanch

a penis that is fatter than it is long which usually results in men sitting down in order to piss and clogged vaginas
see chode,choad

I tried to jack-off but i couldn't get a good grip on my squanch

by Luke January 20, 2004

wiggity-schplork

the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

bizmark

First punch the girl in the face till shes bleeding then spooge all over her face and then mix it around with your sauage patty.

While sal was eatting his wheatees, his roomate was wildly giving bizmarks out in the other room.

by luke February 17, 2005

Knocked Up

Pregnant out of wedlock, Bearing a bastard child.

"i knocked up some irc slut"

by luke October 18, 2001

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

coochie spray

Coochie Spray is most known as bad smelling calogne used for the freshening up the the vaginal area...

Kami...why do you smell like sick as coochie spray?!? Oh wait...you're poor...I forgot...

Her everyone...smell Kami...it smells like coochie...EWWW!!

by Luke June 07, 2004

Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 04, 2004