Luke's definitions

emems

emems is so gorgeous and cute and aw, she makes u happy when u look at her :)

emems is a cute pom she looks very purdy today!

by luke July 11, 2004

bel-schplork

To throw-up on your brand new wife, while making a baby, on your wedding night.

She was beautiful in her white wedding dress. . . it's a shame I couldn't wait to take her. Her dress is now ruined as she's been bel-schplorked.

by Luke January 12, 2005

fuck mama

1. either your girl friend or woman you fuck for fun
2. or a milf, a mother i would love to fuck.

no, we're not goin out, shes just my fuck mama

by luke January 18, 2004

taliwaker

a mans penis

My talkiwaker was inflamed after reciving oral sex from that whore

by Luke September 1, 2003

wysiayg

One assumes this is the slightly retarded way of saying wysiwyg, that is, "what you see is what/all you get".

You can look a twat trying to prounounce wysiayg...

by Luke May 10, 2004

gundersun

Vaginal dingleberry

by luke August 29, 2003

dickybird

A slang word for penis

Well thats a funny little dickybird you got there

by Luke February 8, 2005