gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

by Luke July 12, 2003

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byrnzie

The ultimate protector of purple bunnies!
"I can shoot aliens, but being an alien is just damn confusing...poor little ugly dogs"

A byrnzie needs an example?

by Luke January 16, 2004

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feelings for someone close to you, not to be mistaken as a crush or puppy love.

Johny had a real snagler for Sam

by Luke December 08, 2004

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A chick who rides so quite the bit of peepee.

Holy shit, the cock wagon has labias to her fuckin knees!

by Luke October 05, 2004

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the act of schplokring (see def: schplorking) on you girlfriend the first time you make sweet love to her.

She got me so drunk that I couldn't stop schploking her. She's just been wiggity-schplorked.

by Luke January 13, 2005

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Supposedly a male poster at nma-fallout.com/forum, who ever since he had a vasectomy have been experiencing severe period pain.

"Hi, my name is Dove. But oh no!, now I'm having that terrible period pain again!"

by Luke April 30, 2005

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"Festy" describes anything that is dirty and/or smelly. It is particularly used to describe people, but may be used to refer to objects or animals.

Eew! You smell festy!
That guy is so festy.
I'm not touching that festy bandage.
Don't let your festy dog into my house.

by Luke January 08, 2005

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