LudwigVan's definitions

Big D

1) Dallas, Texas
2) divorce

I'm goin' through the Big D and I don't mean Dallas.
-- Mark Chesnutt, "Goin' Through the Big D"

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Wal-Mart

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.

C'mon Louann, we gotta go to Wal-Mart and get Mama her Christmas present.

by LudwigVan December 7, 2003

yes

1) An affirmative answer to a question, the opposite of no.
2) An expletive shouted out during an orgasm.
3) A British progressive rock (or art rock) group known for their hits "Roundabout" and "Owner of a Lonely Heart".
4) A brand of laundry detergent in the US.

1) Yes, I'm horny.
2) YES! YES! YES!
3) Let's listen to Yes.
4) I need to wash clothese, where's the Yes?

by LudwigVan March 12, 2004

shaytan

In Islam, a devil. See Satan.

Shaytan is the Arabic form of Satan, which comes from the closely-related Hebrew for "accuser" or "adversary".

by LudwigVan November 11, 2003

mealy mouth

Someone who speaks indirectly and bowdlerizes. One who beats around the bush.

The opposite of a "mealy mouth" is a "smash mouth", someone who "tells it like it is".

by LudwigVan February 1, 2005

siktir git

Turkish for "fuck off".

Siktir git!

by LudwigVan March 6, 2004

Uh-oh Spaghettios

An expression of regret over a goof: oops. From a 1970s TV commercial for Franco-American SpaghettiOs, a canned pasta dinner sometimes with meatballs or sliced frankfurters. Another Homer Simpson quote.

Uh-oh, Spaghettios!

by LudwigVan November 13, 2003