311

The non-emergency counterpart of 911.
I think we're lost, call 311.
by LudwigVan November 13, 2003
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Skull and Bones

A controversial fraternity/secret society at Yale University whose membership has included both Presidents Bush, Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry, and God knows who else.
Maybe I'm 1337 enuff to get to join Skull & Bones.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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Egyptian

1) A person or thing from the northeast African nation of Egypt. Refers to the ancient people of the lower Nile Valley (Kemet) and their modern-day descendents, the Copts. Also the Nubians of Middle Egypt, the Berbers of Siwa in the western part of the country, or the Arabs who colonized the country shortly after the birth of Islam.

2) Either the ancient language of Egypt and its hieroglyphic script and its deriatives, or its latest form, Coptic, or the Egyptian dialect of Arabic, which has 'g' instead of 'j' and a glottal stop instead of 'q'.

3) A very old but well-preserved person.

4) Someone from a very far away place. See BFE.
1) Tutankhamun and Muhammad Ali were two famous Egyptian leaders.

2) The inscription is in a later form of Egyptian, written in hieratic script, which is simplified hieroglyphs.

3) Dick Clark is such an Egyptian.

4) Dude, we're lost. The people here are such Egyptians.
by LudwigVan October 04, 2004
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hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.
I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.
by LudwigVan October 02, 2004
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bowling ball

An act of sexual stimulation involving insertion of two fingers in the vagina and the thumb into the anus.
He performed a bowling ball on her while she went down on him.
by LudwigVan March 06, 2004
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target practice

Placing a flushable object in a toilet (like a small piece of toilet paper), then urinating on it. Usually done by males.
I'm bored and sober. So I'm doing target practice in the bathroom.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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black-and-white

A worldview that sees all things being either good or evil, with no "gray areas". Characteristic of the Bush administration, and religious and political conservatives.
Conservatives see things in black-and-white. Liberals see things through rose-colored glasses.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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