hump music

Music appropriate for sex, such as that by Marvin Gaye and Barry White. Also the incidental music in pornographic movies, often very cheap disco.
I got five whole CD's of hump music for when my wife and I celebrate our wedding anniversary.
by LudwigVan October 01, 2004
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Fundamentalist

An adherent of a religion (especially Protestant Christianity but can also be Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam, Judaism, Hinduism or other faith), characterized by a rigid orthodoxy, a belief in absolute inerrancy and infallibility of a religion's scripture, founder, or primitive organization, a reactionary stance in social and political matters as well as religious, and usually rejection of modern scholarship and scientific question of relgious myth and doctrine: also fundamentalism.
Fundamentalists dominate newer, smaller and more radical Christian denominations, especially Pentecostal and independent Baptist, but have had limited success in mainline Protestant bodies, except for the Southern Baptist Convention.
by LudwigVan November 10, 2003
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backslap

To strike someone (usually on the face) with the back of the hand.
If you don't shut up, I'm gonna backslap you.
by LudwigVan December 23, 2003
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Everyone is Different

A euphemism for "you're a nut for disagreeing with me".
You don't like FOX News? Well, everyone is different.
by LudwigVan March 05, 2004
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funk

1) A foul odor.
2) A style of R&B music whose artists include James Brown, Parliament-Funkadelic (aka P-Funk) and Red Hot Chili Peppers.
3) Depressed mood.
1) Somebody take out the garbage, it's funking the whole apartment up.
2) I love playing funk bass.
3) I need to get drunk to get out of this funk.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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roargasm

A very powerful sexual climax causing one to scream loudly.
Wow, ever since she's been taking Wellbutrin, she's having multiple roargasms every night.
by LudwigVan December 19, 2003
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golf course

A large area of land used for golf, a sport involving knocking around a small ball with a stick and walking after it.
The American Dream: the homeless take over all the golf courses.
by LudwigVan December 07, 2003
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