What your friends will say you were doing after you were caught with a girl that you didn't want them to find out about. (Caught riding a moped)
Lucky I figured I didn't know anybody way out here, I can take this 15 year-old girl here, do what I want to her and keep it a secret.
Windowlicker-1 "hey isn't that Lucky with that girl who looks like she's 12"
Windowlicker-2 "nah Bro, she looks 10 maybe 10 1/2, tops!!"
Windowlicker-1 "Man, that poor bastard is really SLUMMIN, I can't wait to make fun of him at work tomorrow"!!
Lucky "Fuck, they caught me slummin"
Windowlicker-2 "Hey Lucky, nice moped"
