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Definitions by Lucio Soph

Someone between the ages 13 and 19.

3 reasons (but not all) why it's good to be a teen:

1. You're treated almost like royalty considering what your parents have to go through ("the talk," which isn't really needed since most teens know that by then, putting up with all the "phases," being guilted into giving money, etc.)

2. You usually meet your main group of friends in this time of life (the people that you consider your best friends, and hang out with a lot)

3. Too old for Pedobear

3 reasons (but not all) why it's bad to be a teen:

1. You're more vulnerable to peer pressure, which may result in addictions and more

2. Right around now is the time that labels begin to be given to you (maybe even earlier)

3. Now, or earlier, you may have to say goodbye to a few friends that are going to different schools

Popular genres of music (as of 10-17-2010):

Pop
Hip Hop
Electronic
Ska
Rock
And a lot of fusion genres

Common labels (as of 10-17-2010)

Goth
Punk
Emo
Prep
Poser
Trendie
Scene
Babies: 0-1 Years Old
Toddlers: 1-3 Years Old
Kids: 3-10 Years Old
Preteens: 10-13 Years Old
Teens: 13-20 Years Old
Adults: 20-Death
Teen by Lucio Soph October 20, 2010

Circular Definition 

When a definition contains a link to itself, or tells you to search for the same thing. See Circular Definition.
For another Circular Definition see Redundant.
Circular Definition by Lucio Soph October 20, 2010

Bieber Fever 

The biggest epidemic since the Black Plague.

Millions of women aged 3-60 have been affected by it. Although most men are immune, a couple have shown small signs of this deadly illness.

Symptoms include:
Loss of friends
Tone-deafness
Constant searching for gossip about Justin Bieber
And the developing of Edward Cullen Disease.

The only cure is more cowbell.
I've got BIEBER FEVER, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!
Bieber Fever by Lucio Soph October 20, 2010
A meaningless label that radio stations use to tell their listeners that there's a little bit of rock on the station.
Radio: "We give TRUE variety! And now for Katy Perry's 'Teenage Dream' followed by Nickelback's 'Rockstar'"
Variety by Lucio Soph October 19, 2010
A misspelling of grammar, usually meant to be funny.
You've got such bad grammer.
grammer by Lucio Soph October 11, 2010

Suicidal thoughts

A common side-effect on medicine commercials.
(more side-effects)...suicidal thoughts or actions...(more side-effects)

1:Not getting that medicine.
Suicidal thoughts by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010
School is practice for future life, practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, so why practice?
Perfect by Lucio Soph September 15, 2010