Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Loxastic

Clitterlitter

That residue of dried pussy juice left on the knickers of a hornbox. Not to be confused with clitty-litter.

I thought my missus had cum leakin outta her minge into her knickers but it just turned to be a bit of clitterlitter

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.

Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her

cuntstacle by Loxastic April 18, 2020

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.

Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.

Pinwater by Loxastic April 17, 2020