cuntstacle

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.

Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her

by Loxastic April 18, 2020

identidyke

A lesbian who dresses, talks, and has the same mannerisms as her significant other, or other indentidyke counterpart. Together they make a pigeon pair of ‘identidykes’, right down to their matching wallet chains.

Bloke 1: Hey look, there’s Robyn!
Bloke 2: Nah mate, that’s Tamara, they’re identidykes

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Pinwater

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.

Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.

by Loxastic April 17, 2020

snorganic

Boring chit chat relating to the consumption, growing, selling or otherwise dealings with organic produce and associated sanctimonious attitudes.

That hipster cunt is totally snorganic, talking all that smack about delicious fast food

by Loxastic April 24, 2020