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Clitterlitter

That residue of dried pussy juice left on the knickers of a hornbox. Not to be confused with clitty-litter.
I thought my missus had cum leakin outta her minge into her knickers but it just turned to be a bit of clitterlitter
by Loxastic April 18, 2020
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cuntstacle

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.
Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her
by Loxastic April 18, 2020
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Gransturbation

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.
Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.
by Loxastic April 17, 2020
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Pinwater

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.
Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.
by Loxastic April 17, 2020
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