furspective

The ability to feel, smell, sense and experience life from the unique level and experience of your beloved canine or feline fur-baby

I’m a vegetarian, but watching my dog Edie chewin on that pigs ear for six hours gives me some serious furspective on what it might feel like to dig my teeth into the chewy freeze dried flesh of another living thing. It just seems to make her so happy, and I want to feel that.

by Loxastic April 24, 2020

Brandon

A derogatory term for any random, sketchy bloke. Can also be pluralised to refer to a collection of sketchy rando’s.

Hey check out fucken brandon over there in the baking aisle, what do you reckon old mate's makin’ with all that whipped cream?

by Loxastic October 19, 2024

Pinwater

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.

Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.

by Loxastic April 17, 2020

alcomaggot

Someone who tends to turn into a crazy person after consuming more than their fair share of alcohol.

Matt: What’s with that Cherie chick, one minute we’re all havin a few wines, nekminnit, she’s face first on the concrete
Sarah: Nah mate, she’s just an alcomaggot

by Loxastic May 15, 2020