Definitions by Loxastic

Hornbox 

Any female, prone to getting a wet pussy at the drop of a hat.

That Shazza is a total hornbox, you can almost see her pussy drippin.

Hornbox by Loxastic April 18, 2020

cuntstacle 

1. Something that gets in the way of you getting pussy
2. Someone who stops you getting what you want, by making a cunt of themselves.

Melissa’s brother Dazza is such a cuntstacle, he keeps walking in on us every time I start fingering her

cuntstacle by Loxastic April 18, 2020

Gransturbation 

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.

Gransturbation by Loxastic April 17, 2020

Pinwater 

A stream of high pressure water from a shower rose.

Dazza: How’s the hotel shower love.
Shazza: Fuck me Dazza, it’s fucken pinwater bro.

Pinwater by Loxastic April 17, 2020