Definitions by Lou Stenspayce

ted nugent

1) Obvious: Guitarist from the 70's

2) Slang for pot weed marijuana. Derived from the word nugget which is slang for high grade pot. Used in written, emailed or spoken conversation to avoid detection. Also, concert tickets are usually 50 bucks, so it makes it convenient for drug dealing slang.

Hey bro, did you get that Ted Nugent ticket for me?

Yeah, it's $50. Just swing on by and pick it up.

ted nugent by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003

roof gnome

Persons, either male or female who hang out on the roof of off-campus student houses, undergraduate societies, or fraternities. Usually members of said house. Usually on some sort of drugs such as shrooms or trying to smoke a Joint on the sly.

Named because they are frequently spotted in packs and usually only the top part of their body is visible from the ground below.

I walked up to ******** after class and I saw three roof gnomes pop their heads out to see who was coming up the walkway.

roof gnome by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003

dartmouth 

"The College on the Hill", "Dear Old Dartmouth". Small Ivy league liberal arts college in New Hampshire with a study hard, party harder atmosphere.

Students usually end up rich, crazy or both.

Characterized by attempts at liberalism, punctuated by the realization junior year that you want to be a Wall Street trader, not a Revolutionary.

Dartmouth College is much better school than University of Phoenix-online.

dartmouth by Lou Stenspayce December 13, 2003