Definitions by Lou Stenspayce

crackhead shuffle 

The distinctive herky-jerky gait of a crackhead. Usually both sad and hilarious at the same time.

Tyrone was high on crack and doing the crackhead shuffle down to the Presidio Liquor store to buy some newports and jokers.

crackhead shuffle by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

ital 

a type of cooking practiced by rastafarians.

Traditional Ital cooking involves the cooking of stews without the use of extra salt. Ital meals are prepared using wooden utensils and earthenware cookware.

They are usually wholly vegetarian, although I am not sure if fish is considered Ital.

The rastafarian kept to a strict ital diet.

ital by Lou Stenspayce December 18, 2003

Flying pig

A hostel located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Famous for its student/backpacker friendly atmosphere and the ability to smoke joints in the lobby.

Everyone knows about these 2 places now, so they are a bit overpriced and nearly all booked. Too bad.

I smoked a spliff at the Flying Pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby.

Flying pig by Lou Stenspayce December 17, 2003

Salty 

Adj.

Used in reference to offensive or not-safe-for church language.

Probably originated due to the opinion/stereotype? that sailors swear a lot.

I asked him if that was his wife's car and he called me a bunch of curse words. Damn that was some salty language!

Salty by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003

taconic parkway 

Crazy no-trucks allowed road leading north out of NYC that pre-dates the interstate highway system in america.

Originally comissioned by FDR when he was governor of NY state so he could get from Manhattan to his house in the Adarondack (sp?) area in half the time.

Narrow as all hell, no sholder, cops pull you over onto the grass next to the trees.

Extremely fun to drive really, really fast at night.
Has evil drainage grates in the left hand lane that will knock your car out of alignment.

A quicker way to get out of NYC to New Hampshire/VT. if you want to avoid evil I-95.

I nearly wrapped my car around a tree going 90 on the Taconic. It was rad.

taconic parkway by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003

1-L 

A first year law student.

That 1-L isn't going to make law review unless Sandra Day O'Connor comes in and takes his final for him.

1-L by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003

Saddam Hussein 

Looks like Santa Claus, has recently been checked for lice.

Saddam Hussein was hanging out in his spider hole hitting a bong when the americans came knocking at his door.

Saddam Hussein by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003