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Aristide

Weed, Marijuana (not hash)

derived from the former Dictator of Haiti, Jean Bertran Aristide.

Kind of in the cockney vain of slang terms (rhyming with the original term, Aristide-weed)
I went down to the Plaza and I met a couple of fine african gentlemen who were able to introduce me to President Aristide
by Lou Stenspayce April 1, 2004
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taconic parkway

Crazy no-trucks allowed road leading north out of NYC that pre-dates the interstate highway system in america.

Originally comissioned by FDR when he was governor of NY state so he could get from Manhattan to his house in the Adarondack (sp?) area in half the time.

Narrow as all hell, no sholder, cops pull you over onto the grass next to the trees.

Extremely fun to drive really, really fast at night.
Has evil drainage grates in the left hand lane that will knock your car out of alignment.

A quicker way to get out of NYC to New Hampshire/VT. if you want to avoid evil I-95.
I nearly wrapped my car around a tree going 90 on the Taconic. It was rad.
by Lou Stenspayce December 15, 2003
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axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.
Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles
by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004
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henry earl

Black dude with TB. He is the town drunk of Lexington, KY. Has achieved infamous status on the internet (fark.com) and TV (Jimmy Kimmel Live) due to his 800 arrests on public drunkeness charges in the last 10 years. Carries a picture of James Brown and dances for tips.
Henry Earl drank a bottle of Thunderbird and ended up back in the drunk tank a mere 8 hours after being released.
by Lou Stenspayce January 8, 2004
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Saddam Hussein

Looks like Santa Claus, has recently been checked for lice.
Saddam Hussein was hanging out in his spider hole hitting a bong when the americans came knocking at his door.
by Lou Stenspayce December 14, 2003
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california uber alles

A song by the dead kennedys that lampoons the left wing fascism of former California governor Jerry Brown, now mayor of Oakland.

Evolved into a general term of distain for California liberalism that claims to be based in tolerance, but is really just trying to reeducate the populace to their way of thinking.

Likely to come to a temporary end with the election of the governator.
Its the suede and denim secret police, coming to take away your uncool niece...
California Uber Alles!
by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003
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bayou bengals

Nickname for the nickname of Louisiana State University, the Tigers
The Bayou Bengals won this Saturday. Geux Tigers.
by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004
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