4 definitions by Lottie J

Josh go suck my left toe lotsa love christy xoxo
Ps. Josh has stinky earholes
by Lottie J June 18, 2019
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Christy is a girl with usually brown hair and brown eyes but this can vary anyhow. She has lots of friends. She helps when you are feeling low and she likes to laugh at EVERYTHING! She can fall about with laughter hear and there which makes her an interesting person with a humerus personality. Christy is funny, crazy, caring, and won’t take no crap from no one and especially won’t let anyone diss her friends!!! Even if someone is being mean to a boy or someone she doesn’t really talk to, she will always try to make things right. Names that are usually Christy’s best friends: Ellie/Ella, Kirstie/christie/Chelsie,and people with names beginning with T, L and A (usually) Christy is very unique and hates to be like someone else she hates to make people upset/sad. Enemies: usually boys and the odd girl-names: Jude/Jud/Jeddie,Fred,Henry/ Harrison and people that she likes as meh: Ben/Benjamin,Jack,Lola,Rachel,Lauren, Hannah/Anna,Joshua/joshan/ Josh. - this is my based on my best friend Christy xxx
See that girl over there, she’s crazy and funny-she’s probs a Christy 💖💋
by Lottie J January 24, 2018
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Max is an actual weirdo, who does he think he is with his grade 9 exams. Ughhhh. Mr I’m too smart to help christy in science haha go suck my big toe. Max is a legend tho and he has a massive crush on my pet pigeon called josh Southgate. Mr Goffard said my pigeon is a rapist 😬, Josh thinks he’s cooler than max but everyone knows it’s not true.
This dude is such a mood! Oh yeh it’s max Allen
by Lottie J June 18, 2019
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Max Allen is an absolute bloody legend and he’s very smart but he doesn’t help Christy in Science so she had to use whatever of her brain she has left from baingin it on the table. Max is mean and fatshames josh but who cares it’s funny. Also he is mr goffards bum wipe and Christy likes orange more than him. Christy is wayyyyy more amazing than max. End of
look at the chicken nugget it must be a max allen
by Lottie J May 29, 2019
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