LorgSkyegon's definitions

maggot

1. A slimy, disgusting creature that lives off the dead.
2. Michael Moore (see definition 1)

A fly's baby is a maggot.

by LorgSkyegon December 28, 2005

hopeless romantic

A sad creature. It spends its life in search of a mate, yet doesn't. Dies miserable and alone

I'm a hopeless romantic

by LorgSkyegon March 11, 2005

Butt wings

When a girl gets a tattoo on her lower back, most often the tribal lines type.

I think butt-wings are hot

by LorgSkyegon December 19, 2004

krav maga

A martial art created in Czechoslovakia in the 1930's and adopted by the Israeli military. It favors survival above all else. The rules of attack and defense are simple: be faster, stronger, quicker, natural, and to the point.

Originally taught only in Israel, there is now a school open in Los Angeles.

A Krav Maga master can destroy a Judo master.

by LorgSkyegon January 22, 2005

Promised Land

1. The land promised by God to the Israelites after they left Egypt.

2. An outdoor paintball field in SE Wisconsin.

1. After wandering the desert for 40 years, the Israelites finally reached the Promised Land.

2. Promised Land is the best paintball aprk ever.

by LorgSkyegon October 2, 2004

You Forgot Poland

Started as a joke from the invasion of Iraq. Person A would say: "America went in with Britain and Australia." Person B would then say: "You forgot Poland." But Poland only sent a non-combat force in and it was months later. The phrase has become a cliche on Fark.com beginning Oct. 1, 2004

I have no example for this.

by LorgSkyegon October 3, 2004

Koto

The period from the AD 700 to AD 1500 which is considered the Golden Age of Japanese swordsmanship. Katana-style swords were coming into popularity and craftsmanship was at it's peak.

Legendary koto-era swords were made by the swordsmiths Masamune and Muramasa.

by LorgSkyegon October 9, 2004