Jack, "Would you consider me a celebrity?"
Frank, "Go buy me a soda."
Jack, "Think I've got a million dollars or something?"
Frank, "Then no."
Frank, "Go buy me a soda."
Jack, "Think I've got a million dollars or something?"
Frank, "Then no."
by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008
Jimmy, "Gosh, Bobby, I've been waiting forever for this cool MMORPG called Darkfall you told me about 3 years ago. Is it ever coming out?"
Bobby, "Just keep waiting. Another beta. Maybe another crappy commercial to be released on youtube. But it will come."
Bobby, "Just keep waiting. Another beta. Maybe another crappy commercial to be released on youtube. But it will come."
by Lord Razzola February 18, 2008
When your bowel movements are so loud and offensive that you turn on the faucet in an attempt to mask the sound to save yourself some humiliation.
I was at my grandparents' the other day and really had a case of the faushits. I'm pretty sure the entire household heard me dropping a deuce until I cleverly turned on the faucet.
by Lord Razzola December 28, 2013