Definitions by Lord Matt sir

GNAPS 

Great North American poop snake.

Only the largest and impressive turds can be classified as a GNAPS. On our adventure today we came upon a GNAPS it was nearly a foot long.

GNAPS by Lord Matt sir January 29, 2024

GNAPS 

Great or giant North American poop snake

Dang Jeff, I just saw a GNAPS today it was almost 15 inches long. It was huge. Nice bouquet

GNAPS by Lord Matt sir January 29, 2024

Lick rape 

Discovered from a silly show. A lesser of rapes. To be licked without consent. Undesired cunnilingus. Eating pussy without approval. Vile and disgusting but also a bit funny.

I had to lick rape the villagers by order of my commander. That was a relief for the victims.

Lick rape by Lord Matt sir October 1, 2022

pop rocks blow job 

I put pop rocks the candy in my mouth then give a blowjob.

MJR

I can’t get enough cock in my mouth. Yum yum cock. But nothing beats pop rocks and a cock the pop rocks blow job.

pop rocks blow job by Lord Matt sir December 18, 2019

hot rim job

Rubbing hot pepper around the butt hole before Analingus. Enjoy the burn. For both.

Mr/Jc

I just my girl a hot rim job now her ass is on fire. Dig in.

hot rim job by Lord Matt sir November 29, 2019