Definitions by Lord Humongous

Pork Rind 

When you get a sunburned asshole

Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.

Pork Rind by Lord Humongous July 23, 2017

golden tornado 

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.

The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.

golden tornado by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005