2 definitions by Lord Humongous

When you piss in a chick's mouth and swirl it around with your cock.
The bitch said she was up for anything so I gave her a golden tornado.
by Lord Humongous February 16, 2005
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When you get a sunburned asshole
Julie spent the weekend face down ass up at the beach and accidentally gave herself a pork rind.
by Lord Humongous July 23, 2017
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