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One who felches goats. Or a generally defective human being.
Justin Timberlake is teh goatfelcher.
by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007
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Twatspeak for racism. See also facist, rascist.
Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A A55HOL3 WOT SuPaWT5 RASCISM LOL
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
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This fucking baby boomer fought no wars, underfunded the welfare state, failed to have any kids, bought the White Album and was a generally self-righteous hippy cunt while Rome burned. Now he wants MY taxes to pay his pension and medical costs for 40 years of mounting senility? Fuck that.
by Lord Grimcock January 8, 2008
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Q: Do members feel that the marginalisation of the White race in every Western country is a positive development?

A: DUDE OMG UR A RASCIST A55HOL3 4ALL ETRNT3 LOL
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
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Post Office slang for fragile items that have, possibly deliberately, been smashed. Failed Under Kinetic Testing.
This Dambusters clock plate's came from the main sorting office and it looks like it's FUKT.
by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007
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With a loving partner, after a long night of fornication, to husband the combined essence of your ejaculate, gleet and the lady's fannybatter and, when available, menstrual runoff; to mix it with the contents of the liquor cabinet, fetch two straws and share a tall glass of the results.
The night we shared our first rainbow cocktail was the night I told her I wanted to spend the rest of my life with her. Ah wait, I tell a lie - we done it once before the night you was conceived.
by Lord Grimcock September 4, 2007
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A hilarious and disgraceful conflation of the Jewish holiday Hannukah with 'holocaust' for vaguely comic effect. Careless use can result in a six-year prison sentence.

First coined by bittersweet folk rockers Vaginal Jesus on the album 'Affirmative Apartheid'.
Happy Hannukaust, Shlomo - next year in Jerusalem, eh, ye hook-nosed twat?

*sirens*
by Lord Grimcock September 2, 2007
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