by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
Wearside. Descriptive of a gimp; one who is something of a gonk.
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
Not a term I ever heard before I started working in Sunderland, but I was called it there on a daily basis.
by Lord Grimcock August 25, 2007
This fucking baby boomer fought no wars, underfunded the welfare state, failed to have any kids, bought the White Album and was a generally self-righteous hippy cunt while Rome burned. Now he wants MY taxes to pay his pension and medical costs for 40 years of mounting senility? Fuck that.
by Lord Grimcock January 14, 2008
Scot: Fock me, hinnie, yeir fuppie's leik a moose's ear.
RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
RP: Good lord, my dear. What an exceptionally well-appointed vulva you do have.
by Lord Grimcock August 24, 2007
British. Ball glaze, pre-cum. The few clear drops of fluid that struggle past the Jap's eye during sexual stimulus, prefiguring the blowing of the gentleman's stack. Nature's none-too-efficient lubricant.
Despite a generous yield of gleet I ended up with terrible friction burns. That's the last time I fuck a book of carpet samples.
by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007
A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.
I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.
by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007
by Lord Grimcock October 16, 2008