If I was rich and worthy I wouldn't use a dating site. If I was beautiful and charming I wouldn't use a dating site. I can only assume there's a huge unclaimed pool of clueless rich twats and foxy bitches out there, and that the rich twats are clueless enough to want to marry one of the other set despite there being nothing but cosmetic legal or social cred attached to marriage.
I found my husband on SeekingMillionaire, and I divorced him six months later. Mission accomplished.
by Lord Grimcock November 03, 2007
Sky-god, chief god of the steppe nomads whose religion is sometimes described as Tengrism after him. Worshipped by Genghis Khan, so you know there's something in it. Possibly the coolest god outside the Norse pantheon and Ctulhu.
by Lord Grimcock August 16, 2008
Female, 45, complaining of intense stress-related chest pain. Diagnosis: GROLIES. Prescription: 5mg ketamine, diurnal, to be taken anally.
by Lord Grimcock August 21, 2007
Nick amusingly given to Adolf Hitler by certain of his commanders out of earshot.
Taken, with every degree of irony, from 'Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten' - Greatest War Leader of All Time.
Taken, with every degree of irony, from 'Größter Feldherr aller Zeiten' - Greatest War Leader of All Time.
In demanding the reduction of the Kursk salient without providing for a reserve while we were still reeling from Kharkov, GröFaZ totally fucked us over. - Manstein: Lost Victories
by Lord Grimcock January 08, 2008
Justin Timberlake is teh goatfelcher.
by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007
Pressed against that schoolgirl's hip on the axle seat of the 57, I'm ashamed to say I involuntarily released a few drops of ball glaze as we passed over that unmade road, Father.
by Lord Grimcock September 04, 2007
A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.
I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.
by Lord Grimcock September 07, 2007