Loose Goose's definitions

Angry Gremlin

A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).

See also grumpy munchkin.

I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.

by Loose Goose July 28, 2008

angry gremlin

When a woman is giving a blowjob while taking a shit, she is performing an angry gremlin.

See also grumpy munchkin

The wife gave me a blumpkin last night, but tonight its time to turn the tables and get an angry gremlin.

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Cinderella Belly

A man that has a large belly, but after midnight it all turns into dick.

John has a large belly, but lucky for Deb it's a Cinderella Belly, it all turns into dick after midnight!

by Loose Goose July 24, 2008

Anal Banker

One who regularly takes deposits up the poop schute.

In the case of a man, clearly a homosexual.

Norb went to school and studied finance, so I guess it makes sense that he is an anal banker.

by Loose Goose April 12, 2006

John Kruk

1. Former MLB player (1986-1995) who wore the Padres, Phillies, and White Sox uniforms.

2. A person who has one nut, aka a teardrop

Hey I heard you took a swift one in the beanbag, is it true the doctor took one and your now a John Kruk

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

Teardrop

One who has only one testicle. The scrotem looks like a teardrop when there is only one marble in the beanbag.

AKA John Kruk

John has a teardrop, wonder what they did with the other ball

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005

FACK

Similar to FUPA, but this is simply a contraction of the words FAT and BACK.

Look at the FACK on that, is that the Hunchback of Notre Dame?

by Loose Goose September 3, 2005