Definitions by Loose Goose
angry gremlin
A woman who is giving a man a blowjob while she is growing a tail(taking a dump).
See also grumpy munchkin.
See also grumpy munchkin.
I understand your sister was quite the angry gremlin last night when she hogged down a cock in the mens' room.
angry gremlin by Loose Goose August 28, 2008
Scroin
The area of the male body where the scrotum meets the groin.
Do not be confused and think the scroin is the taint, they are two seperate and district parts. Why do you think it is Lever 2000 and not Lever 200!
Do not be confused and think the scroin is the taint, they are two seperate and district parts. Why do you think it is Lever 2000 and not Lever 200!
Scroin by Loose Goose August 28, 2008
Growing a Tail
Growing a Tail by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
Spurt N Slurp
Similar to your old fasioned malt shop, but located right here in my pants. Serving up Protein Shakes since 1992. Certainly a favorite with the ladies.
Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Franchises are available, but royalties must be paid to the original owners of the first two Spurt N' Slurps. Said royalties may be paid by franchisee in cash or other booty which may be deemed acceptable by franchisor.
Hey girls, why go to Steak N Shake when you can get the shake you really want without even leaving the house. Come on down to the Spurt N Slurp.
Spurt N Slurp by Loose Goose July 31, 2008
Growing a Tail
Growing a Tail by Loose Goose July 30, 2008
Cinderella Belly
A large belly, similar to a beer belly, but quite a bit better. This form of belly actually all turns into dick after midnight!
Never under-estimate the portly man, he may have a Cinderella Belly and oh what a surprise after midnight!
Cinderella Belly by Loose Goose July 28, 2008
porkchop
A shot of cum!
There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.
There is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop, it was on Oprah, so its gotta be true.
See honey, even Oprah thinks you should swallow, she said that there is the same amount of protein in a shot of cum as there is in a porkchop. Now you can stay slim and still get the protein you need! That Oprah slimmed down alot so she must practice what she preaches.
porkchop by Loose Goose July 28, 2008