19 definitions by Loopydave
I detached pubic hair caught between the glans and the foreskin, resembling the crooked eyelash of a gypsy
No Rupert, I'm not putting that into my mouth unless you have a through Gentleman's Wash and remove the three Gypsies Eyelash sobbed Mary
by Loopydave November 23, 2016
An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.
Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie
by Loopydave December 17, 2018
The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.
by Loopydave August 18, 2018
When messy anal beads are pulled out and have two massive lumps of feces on the end resembling a dripping chutney smothered lobster
by Loopydave October 18, 2018
A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.
by Loopydave January 16, 2011
Extremely strong dense nuggets of cannabis. So called because when you put a tiny nugget in a grinder and grind then open it you are shocked by the amount of ground cannabis in there and shout out "Magic!", the catchphrase of the late and annoying twat of a magician Paul Daniels
Rupert realized he had bought paul daniels weed when after a single blunt he could barely move and feasted on Rice Crispies
by Loopydave February 21, 2019
Ultra strong synthetic cannabis blends or powders openly sold on the streets of the North Wales drugs haven known as Rhyl (where addicts come to die). Leaves users sitting in their own shit and rocking
Rupert realized he had overdone it on Rhyl Spice when he looked at the clock and was unable to tell the time his head was so fucked
by Loopydave April 6, 2019