The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
by Loopydave September 01, 2018
When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips
It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil
by Loopydave December 01, 2018
A drink and/or drugs session so severe it the following afternoon you are shivering looking up local rehabs on google
by Loopydave January 25, 2017
Ultra strong synthetic cannabis blends or powders openly sold on the streets of the North Wales drugs haven known as Rhyl (where addicts come to die). Leaves users sitting in their own shit and rocking
Rupert realized he had overdone it on Rhyl Spice when he looked at the clock and was unable to tell the time his head was so fucked
by Loopydave April 06, 2019
The act of masturbating whilst in the bath, ideally with the waterline sitting right at the base of your cock.
by Loopydave August 18, 2018
A sopping wet vagina, as wet as an otters pocket due to arousal. Not to be confused with venereal discharge.
by Loopydave January 16, 2011
A woman, usually drunk and ugly, performing oral sex in the back seat of a car. In reference to the bobble head 'nodding' characters British people would put in the rear window of there car, often a Churchill Dog.
Office manager Rupert received the full nodding dog treatment from the drunk PA Mary in the taxi on the way home from the office party.
by Loopydave March 15, 2019