LoneStar's definitions

Andrew Dice Clay

Originally born Andrew Clay Silverman, he was a big fan of Lenny Bruce, the original dirty man insult comic.

Hickory Dickory Dock
Some chick was suckin' my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
I dumped the bitch off on the next block

by lonestar June 8, 2004

stfuysdr

Shut the fuck up, you stupid damn retard

n00b: He's Cheating!
LoneStar: stfuysdr

by LoneStar July 9, 2002

tattoo

A form of atrwork that has been practived for much longer than anyone can remember. Some reasons are for religious, rite of passage, tradition, or the most common reason recently is that we all know people with tattoos are much cooler.

The only difference between tattooed prople and non-tattooed people is...tattooed people are much cooler and can kick your ass

by lonestar August 12, 2004

ratchet jaw

When you eat a chicks pussy for so long that your jaw gets locked and feels like turning a ratchet

Man, it too that chick so long to cum last night i got ratchet jaw

by lonestar June 1, 2004

bannana hands

Huge hands that can cover your face, becuase they look like they belong on an ape and not a man

"Damn it Seth, get those fuckin' bannana hands off of me!"

by Lonestar December 7, 2004

va jing jang

Aword used for pussy by dumb niggers or by stupid mexicans that think there niggers

"a hib bad deeb, gim som va jing jang"
"Shut the fuck up you stupid fuck! its a pussy,

by lonestar July 6, 2004