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When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!
Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
by LonePooper March 10, 2018
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It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
Get the Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate mug.I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
by LonePooper May 17, 2018
Get the sandy beach shit mug.Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.
Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.
Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!
Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!
by LonePooper December 30, 2019
Get the gas proud mug.When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
by LonePooper May 3, 2018
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Get the fresh cut roses mug.When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.
by LonePooper February 3, 2018
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