What you call yourself after clogging many a toilet with your poops during your travels. A pun on the Juggernaut from the comic books.
Yup, I've clogged many a hotel toilet while traveling, more than I can count. I am the Cloggernaut! Clogger of toilets!!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.
Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!
by LonePooper January 21, 2018
Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!
Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
by LonePooper February 03, 2018
A brand new game show, where you have to smell the person's fart, and correctly guess what he ate! Win big prizes if you can smell it right!
It's time to play the hottest new game show, Smell My Gas and Guess What I Ate! Smell the person's fart the fastest, and the first one to correctly guess what he ate will win a prize!
by LonePooper December 17, 2019
To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!
by LonePooper January 20, 2018
Joe: I stopped at the motel on Halloween, and the bald proprietor burst in and scalped me!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!
Russ: Aw man, sounds like a Scalpoween!
by LonePooper December 16, 2019