cloggernaut

What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.

Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!

by LonePooper January 21, 2018

salad shit

When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.

Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!

Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

mile high shit

Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".

Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!

by LonePooper February 03, 2018

Ching

To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!

Oh man, that old guy looks like he's about to ching it!

by LonePooper January 20, 2018

fresh cut roses

What you call the smell of your own farts. Because to you, that's what they really smell like!

Oh yeah, that fart I just did smells like fresh cut roses. Freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 04, 2018

gas proud

Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.

Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.

Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!

by LonePooper December 30, 2019

trifecta shit

Taking 3 perfectly executed shits in a row. Can also be called a Triple Crown Shit!

Hey Jim, I took 3 shits in a row this morning! Each time I pulled up my pants, I had to shit again!

Nice job Steve, you took a Trifecta Shit! One for the records books!

by LonePooper February 24, 2018