When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
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A person with the ability to clear an entire room with their farts, especially when done via the SBD/silent but deadly method. A pun on "stealth bomber".
Steve just did a smealth bomber in the cafeteria! Cleared the whole place out! All he said was it was a gift from the gods to share, and that you gotta
share the smealth!
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What your turds look like after eating an entire can of salted peanuts the night before.
I ate a whole can of peanuts last night . When I shit this morning, it literally looked like sand! I dub it "the sandy beach shit"!
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A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a
pee high now!
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When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total
bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
Proud to fart under any circumstance, whether in private, in public, in front of a few, or in front of an audience. Never has any shame.
Jim: Man, Steve will fart in front iof anybody. He never gets embarrassed.
Russ: Yup. Steve is gas proud!
When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is boiling beneath your ass!
Hey Jim, I just had to run to the bowl. My ass hit the seat and I just did a
five star shit! It was a real pot boiler! I thought the porcelain would melt, it was that hot!
Damn Russ, one for the records books!
