32 definitions by LonePooper
What you call yourself for clogging multiple toilets with your shits during your travels. A pun on the Marvel villain Juggernaut.
Man, when i was traveling all over the country, i did some large cloggers in many a hotel toilet. I am the Cloggernaut!
by LonePooper January 21, 2018
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To expire, kick the bucket. To bite down on a long hard dick at the end of one’s life, and make a ching sound as you bite it!
by LonePooper January 20, 2018
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When you rate your shits on a scale of 1 to 5, with 5 being the highest honor. A shit to be proud of, especially if you fill the bowl and clog it too!
Oh man, I just took the nastiest 5 star shit! A total bowl filler and it clogged the toilet! I had to plunge it and flush it 10 times until it all went down!
by LonePooper January 21, 2018
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When an actor dies in the movies, especially a violent death, and he's got a blissful, euphoric, yet stupid look on his face.
by LonePooper February 03, 2018
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Loudspeaker announcement: Attention please. Remember that there will be track practice after school at 3:30 today.
You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!
You: Oh, joy bliss! Track practice!
by LonePooper February 03, 2018
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Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
by LonePooper February 02, 2018
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When you take such a bad shit, that the pile of turdsl forms above the water level, !iterally firming a mountain!
I hadn't shit in a couple of days, but when I finally did, it made a huge mountain. I christened it Mount Shitmore!
by LonePooper November 03, 2018
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