five minute piss

A urination that literally takes 5 minutes to complete. Usually done after a long night of drinking.
Man, I swear. I had to pee so bad this morning, that I took a five minute piss! Got a pee high now!
by LonePooper May 04, 2018
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mile high shit

Taking a shit in a cramped airplane bathroom while in flight. A pun on "mile high club".
Took a mile high shit during the plane ride home. Stunk up the cabin real bad. I should have taken a pre-flight shit at the airport!
by LonePooper February 03, 2018
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pot boiler

When you take a shit so bad and so hot, that it feels like the pot is actually boiling beneath your ass!
Russ: I took such a spicy Mexican shit, that I thought the toilet was going to melt!
Jim: Oh, so you did a pot boiler? Nice!
by LonePooper March 10, 2018
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Bowel Vengeance

When you're pissed off at someone and decide to destroy their bathroom with a major smelly shit to get back at them.
I had to wait so freaking long at the doctor's office it was ridiculous. Right before I left the office, I took bowel vengeance in their waiting room barhroom! Then I high tailed it out of there! Let then llm smell my essence!
by LonePooper September 16, 2019
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salad shit

When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.
Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!

Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!
by LonePooper January 25, 2018
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yeah low budget

What you say out loud, when you're watching a bad lame cheap porno film or even a bad regular film, and you can distinctly hear the director in the background giving directions to the actors during a scene.
Man, i was watching a bad porno flick, and a could hear the director in the background saying, "Get closer to the pussy! Get closer! Eat that pussy!"
I laughed so loud then immediately said "Yeah low budget!"
by LonePooper May 03, 2018
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ride the bowl

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.
I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!
by LonePooper June 09, 2016
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