Lon Johnson's definitions

Korean Cunt Slap

When you find the need to do the dirty deed. Drop your pants and grasp your weiner. Lift up and slap down as hard as you can on his/her cunt. While yelling "BYAH" repeatedly.

Zach once gave Kristi McPherson a Korean Cunt Slap. She loved him long time.
Steve Loves Koreans. Especially Cunt Slappers.
Craig is black.

by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010

Priceless Rockstar

When Zach Price chooses the best energy drink in the world over you. ROCKSTAT ENERGY. Because no one can compare to a Rockstar Energy Drink.

Zach Price loves priceless rockstars. not you.

by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010

yankee pankee dildo-dong

Northern hankey pankee with the usage of a dildo-dong. (anal/vaginal etc..) use.

Stidam gave his girl friend a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong for her birthday.
Price doesn't need to use a Yankee Pankee Dildo-Dong.
Steve loves Dildo-Dongs.
Craig is black.

by Lon Johnson July 22, 2010