flatuessence

The pungent aroma of a fart that slips past a turd, which puts a smile on your face and the look of disgust on others.

I was sitting in the middle row of a packed house in church, touching cloth, percolating, suspecting the inevitable uncontrollable dropping of pre-shit farts. I looked around in joyful disbelief at the flatuessence of the situation, I was now alone sitting in my own pew.

by LocalHero June 28, 2007

Thistle Pie

a pussy with a five o'clock shadow

I think I got a rash from her thistle pie

by LocalHero June 02, 2005

Carpetfagger

A person from up north, generally Chicago, who moves or lives in the south and constantly goes on and on about how great everything is in Chicago.

He is a Blackhawks fan even though he lives in Nashville, and has for thirty years. He is a real carpetfagger.

by Localhero June 22, 2017

Benbro

Being completely clueless in every aspect of life. A benbro can not hear worth a shit and lacks the ability to speak a complete sentence. A benbro is complete garbage when it comes to Gears of War.

Kyle- Hey Trevor wanna play basketball?
Trevor-Huh? What did you say?
Kyle- God your such a Benbro!

by LOCALHERO June 09, 2013

ass puppet

turd that hangs from you shitter by a couple of threads of spent food.

Honey grab me the scissors, I need to cut this dangling ass puppet.

by LocalHero June 02, 2005

Cuzif

small amount of skin that between the pussy and the asshole

cuzif it wasn't there it would be one big hole.

by LocalHero June 02, 2005

Lost local

Someone who moves to a new place but goes on and on constantly about how great the place was they just moved from. This is typical of northerners who relocate to the south.

He always roots against the home team because he is a lost local and still thinks he lives in Chicago.

by Localhero June 22, 2017