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Fisk

The 3rd word in a series of replacement swear words. After FSCK became the ridiculous swear word, this became the new one.
It's named after Sailor Fisk, a ship captain in the game Ragnarok Online.
Scoots: LoRes, let's go kill some pirates!
LoRes: K
Scoots: U"RE ggoing to=love this guy's name... Tltalk to the sailor and have= him teleport = U'rE!1
LoRes: ...Sailor Fisk!? LAWLZORCOPTERS! FSCK that, I'm saying this from now on!
by LoRes June 26, 2008
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Volume Control

The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.

Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.
Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?

LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!

Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!
by LoRes September 30, 2008
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Lawlmart

Scoots applied for a job at Lawlmart, but was not hired because he's not a winmen.
by LoRes April 4, 2009
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three hard

Something that's more difficult than too hard, but not quite as hard as four hard.
Scoots: LoRes, why U R keep macken up dees words?

LoRes: IDK My BFF Jill? That question is three hard for me!
by LoRes October 11, 2008
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Doritos

The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!
LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111
by LoRes October 22, 2008
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