A large sketch pad artists use for drawing. Made popular by comedian Demetri Martin, the Large Pad may be used as a visual aid, either as a punchline or a background, during stand up comedy or presentations.
Brian, did you finish that PowerPoint for your presentation today?
No need; I worked it all out on my Large Pad.
No need; I worked it all out on my Large Pad.
by LoRes April 22, 2008
Soot's way of spelling women. Phonics sound similar, but spelling is completely different. Winmen has been evolved ever since to be the icon of misspelling words due to bad phonics.
Soots: LoRes, How u speel artvaar? ("avatar")?
LoRes: ? Do you mean aviator?
Scoots: NO U no wat U doing !!
LoRes: Aardvark?
Scoots: No!1 That picture that reprisints UR=name
LoRes: ...analogy? what are you comblitching about?
Soots: (sigh)... forget = it. i'll ask danielle...
LoRes: is that your winmen?
LoRes: ? Do you mean aviator?
Scoots: NO U no wat U doing !!
LoRes: Aardvark?
Scoots: No!1 That picture that reprisints UR=name
LoRes: ...analogy? what are you comblitching about?
Soots: (sigh)... forget = it. i'll ask danielle...
LoRes: is that your winmen?
by LoRes January 02, 2008
Slang for Charter Communications. The worst Internet Service Provider (ISP) encounterable. Chowdah Communications often sells broken parts and then charges more to fix them. Their internet bandwidth is really slow at .5mb/sec, even though the minimum speed possible is 4mb/sec. Their tech support is stationed in India, and they're probably all high off drinking too much Clam Chowdah, anyway.
Clam Charter has really awkward employees that drive orange Chowdah Rape Vanes that roam the streets.
Clam Charter has really awkward employees that drive orange Chowdah Rape Vanes that roam the streets.
Scoots: LoRes, do U R still = Clam Chowdah?
LoRes: YEEEHAWWW!!!111one!1 I was comblitching to them for an hour on the phone, and the Charter Bundle which controls internet, tv, phone, dropped my phonecall as they were pretending to fix my problem!
Scoots: FISK.dll!11! U R got PWN3d in 3D! Better call URU"R winmen N mak sure U R+"Re clear UR"RE knight!1!1 Chowdah will probably send an army of rape vans to U"RE HOUSE within teh_hour!1!
LoRes has logged off. Reason: Bad connection.
LoRes: YEEEHAWWW!!!111one!1 I was comblitching to them for an hour on the phone, and the Charter Bundle which controls internet, tv, phone, dropped my phonecall as they were pretending to fix my problem!
Scoots: FISK.dll!11! U R got PWN3d in 3D! Better call URU"R winmen N mak sure U R+"Re clear UR"RE knight!1!1 Chowdah will probably send an army of rape vans to U"RE HOUSE within teh_hour!1!
LoRes has logged off. Reason: Bad connection.
by LoRes March 01, 2008
The greatest game that ships on a Windows computer. It is classified as a game because it is located under the path:
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.
Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.
Start>Programs>Accessories>Entertainment.
Nothing is more fit to entertain than Volume Control. The final boss of the game is Master Control at 100% volume. The game also includes secret bosses, such as treble and bass. Only *Advanced* players can find them.
Scoots: LoRes, want to play Halo?
LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!
Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!
LoRes: Nah, I'm leveling up in Volume Control... I'm in the Windows RG dungeon right now... Level 50 Wave Balance!
Scoots: Dammit!1!1 That's a winmen's game!
by LoRes August 05, 2008
Soots could no longer pwn noobs because he had a FPS headache. And he couldn't pwn noobs to start with in the first place.
by LoRes August 14, 2007