LoRes's definitions

Doritos

The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!

LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111

by LoRes October 22, 2008

comblitch

To complain and bitch in excess at the same time, for long periods of time, about everything. Usually with your friend at a bar about your girlfriend/boyfriend being an ass. You may or may not be drunk at the time.

LoRes: Dammit... that whore Jill told me we were through. I just bought her a $120 dinner, and spent the whole day picking out a suite, and I helped her AND her friends move and..---

Scoots: What are you comblitching about, LoRes? Didn't you pwn her?

LoRes: (sigh) Yeah...

by LoRes August 30, 2007

fps headache

A headache from pwning too many noobs, espicially via headshots, in first person shooter games.

Soots could no longer pwn noobs because he had a FPS headache. And he couldn't pwn noobs to start with in the first place.

by LoRes August 17, 2007

Winmen

Soot's way of spelling women. Phonics sound similar, but spelling is completely different. Winmen has been evolved ever since to be the icon of misspelling words due to bad phonics.

Soots: LoRes, How u speel artvaar? ("avatar")?
LoRes: ? Do you mean aviator?
Scoots: NO U no wat U doing !!
LoRes: Aardvark?
Scoots: No!1 That picture that reprisints UR=name
LoRes: ...analogy? what are you comblitching about?
Soots: (sigh)... forget = it. i'll ask danielle...
LoRes: is that your winmen?

by LoRes January 11, 2008

three hard

Something that's more difficult than too hard, but not quite as hard as four hard.

Scoots: LoRes, why U R keep macken up dees words?

LoRes: IDK My BFF Jill? That question is three hard for me!

by LoRes October 11, 2008