LoRes's definitions

Clam Chowdah

Slang for Charter Communications. The worst Internet Service Provider (ISP) encounterable. Chowdah Communications often sells broken parts and then charges more to fix them. Their internet bandwidth is really slow at .5mb/sec, even though the minimum speed possible is 4mb/sec. Their tech support is stationed in India, and they're probably all high off drinking too much Clam Chowdah, anyway.

Clam Charter has really awkward employees that drive orange Chowdah Rape Vanes that roam the streets.

Scoots: LoRes, do U R still = Clam Chowdah?

LoRes: YEEEHAWWW!!!111one!1 I was comblitching to them for an hour on the phone, and the Charter Bundle which controls internet, tv, phone, dropped my phonecall as they were pretending to fix my problem!

Scoots: FISK.dll!11! U R got PWN3d in 3D! Better call URU"R winmen N mak sure U R+"Re clear UR"RE knight!1!1 Chowdah will probably send an army of rape vans to U"RE HOUSE within teh_hour!1!

LoRes has logged off. Reason: Bad connection.

by LoRes February 29, 2008

Winch

Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.

LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1

by LoRes June 26, 2008

Winmen

Soot's way of spelling women. Phonics sound similar, but spelling is completely different. Winmen has been evolved ever since to be the icon of misspelling words due to bad phonics.

Soots: LoRes, How u speel artvaar? ("avatar")?
LoRes: ? Do you mean aviator?
Scoots: NO U no wat U doing !!
LoRes: Aardvark?
Scoots: No!1 That picture that reprisints UR=name
LoRes: ...analogy? what are you comblitching about?
Soots: (sigh)... forget = it. i'll ask danielle...
LoRes: is that your winmen?

by LoRes January 11, 2008

fps headache

A headache from pwning too many noobs, espicially via headshots, in first person shooter games.

Soots could no longer pwn noobs because he had a FPS headache. And he couldn't pwn noobs to start with in the first place.

by LoRes August 17, 2007

comblitch

To complain and bitch in excess at the same time, for long periods of time, about everything. Usually with your friend at a bar about your girlfriend/boyfriend being an ass. You may or may not be drunk at the time.

LoRes: Dammit... that whore Jill told me we were through. I just bought her a $120 dinner, and spent the whole day picking out a suite, and I helped her AND her friends move and..---

Scoots: What are you comblitching about, LoRes? Didn't you pwn her?

LoRes: (sigh) Yeah...

by LoRes August 30, 2007