Large Pad

A large sketch pad artists use for drawing. Made popular by comedian Demetri Martin, the Large Pad may be used as a visual aid, either as a punchline or a background, during stand up comedy or presentations.

Brian, did you finish that PowerPoint for your presentation today?

No need; I worked it all out on my Large Pad.

by LoRes April 22, 2008

Doritos

The ultimate party food among American college students. Where there's beer, you'll also find Doritos, especially the two most popular flavors:
-Cool Ranch
-and Nacho Cheese.
Daring and creative students may even mix the two flavors in a bowl!

LoRes: Where's the party at?
Scoots: Leon's house!11
LoRes: Nice. I hope we find some winmen and get in a convoy.
Scoots: Fisk.dat! I'm jost gun snaxZ0rs the whole time!
LoRes: Yeah, I saw him buy a shitload of Doritos and beer last night.
*Cops pull up*
Drunk Kids in Bush: SS....SCATTER!111

by LoRes September 07, 2008

Lawlmart

The funnier version of Walmart.

Scoots applied for a job at Lawlmart, but was not hired because he's not a winmen.

by LoRes November 24, 2008

Winch

Shorter name for Winchester Rifle, usually where quick and frantic action is necessary where syllables get chopped.

LoRes: Scoots, t3h zombies R = coming!1!1one
Scoots: DONU"T Fear!1!6! I upgraded my infratranet to a TI-83+ Connexion!
LoRes: ...That's a type of calculator...
Scoots: FSIK!!1! uR YOUR ur're Clam Chowdah has done it again!!199
LoRes: Dammit Scoots! Winmen keep PM/IMing me! I'm pinned down in a Winmen Convoy* (*conversation) GET THE WINCH!!!1onehundredeleven!1

by LoRes July 11, 2008

fps headache

A headache from pwning too many noobs, espicially via headshots, in first person shooter games.

Soots could no longer pwn noobs because he had a FPS headache. And he couldn't pwn noobs to start with in the first place.

by LoRes August 14, 2007