Definitions by LingDanc803

GIT 

GIT is an acronym for GET IT TOGETHER!

You are such a hot mess, you need to GIT or get out of my face!

GIT by LingDanc803 December 6, 2018

Dorkgoof 

A goofdork is a combination of a goof and a dork.

You’re so funny and nerdy, a total dorkgoof!

Dorkgoof by LingDanc803 December 3, 2018

Thanksgiving Day Remorse 

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

Thanksgiving Day Remorse by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch) 

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch) by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018

trashmate 

Someone who is trashy like you. Like a classmate or roommate, only trashier.

Hey, have you met my trashmate? We get along with our low morales and lack of manners.

trashmate by LingDanc803 November 5, 2018

Complex bitch 

The antonym or opposite of a basic hitch. Someone who is very complicated, complex, smart, multilayered, and or multifaceted.

This professor really irks me, but she’s totally a complex bitch, which I respect!

At least I’m not a basic bitch.. on the contrary, I’m quite a complex bitch.

Complex bitch by LingDanc803 October 31, 2018

ratchetize 

To make something ratchet, ghetto, bad, ugly, or worse.

Wow, thanks for totally ruining and ratchetizing my party. It's so ghetto and annoying.

I look too good right now, I need to ratchetize myself.

ratchetize by LingDanc803 October 30, 2018