BDP

Butt, Dick, & Pussy

You getting some BDP tonight?

Damn it smells like BDP up in here.

Shit I need some BDP frfr

by LingDanc803 September 23, 2023

the chiz

The chiz, the chis, the chisme, the gossip, the chisme, the cheeze, the cheese...

Spill the chiz!

What's the chiz?

I have the chiz for you!

by LingDanc803 October 18, 2023

Monday blues

When one has the Monday blues, it means they are tired and stressed to be back at work (or just be back to Monday in general). Everyone has a shared "ugh" state of being.

Do not ask me how I am. It is Monday. You KNOW I have the Monday blues.

I had a rough weekend and now I have the Monday blues. This SUCKS!

by LingDanc803 February 27, 2023

swell

The combination of the words "so" and "well".

Wow, you do that swell!

You learned the concept swell.

I can do this swell.

by LingDanc803 February 09, 2023

It’s what it’s

A shorthand way of writing “it is what it is”.

Look, I know it sucks, but it’s what it’s!

by LingDanc803 January 22, 2023

Maximin

The opposite of minimax (search on Urban Dictionary). The combination of the words minimum and maximum referring to the maximum effort that sometimes leads to minimal results.

I always encourage my students to NOT to do the maximin, and rather, the minimax, as working harder for no payoff is not a good work ethic to have!

by LingDanc803 December 08, 2022

Quarantinesgiving

It is a combination (portmanteau/neologism) of the words Quarantine and Thanksgiving. Due to the current COVID-19 pandemic, this can be viewed as a novel holiday in which Thanksgiving is celebrated during a quarantine typically accompanied by virtual parties and get-together via Zoom or Skype. Social-distancing and a minimal number of guests are urged for such a holiday, but not always abided by during such times like those of COVID-19.

John: Are you excited for Quarantinesgiving on Zoom?

Mary: Not really, this is sad and depressing, I wish we could be in person, but I guess it’s better than nothing.

John: Hang in there, we can enjoy a virtual meal, toast, and good chats amongst our family and friends while keeping safe and not spreading this damn virus.

Mary: Okay, you’re right! I guess I didn’t think of it that way; in that case, Happy Quarantinesgiving!!!

by LingDanc803 November 26, 2020