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Definitions by LingDanc803

Exploitaversary

Your exploitation anniversary, aka your job/work anniversary. Also known as exploitersary.
I am celebrating my 10-year exploitaversary this week.

I no longer celebrate my exploitaversary because fuck capitalism!
Exploitaversary by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023
Also known as a Tyrannosaurus wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).
I simply CANNOT. I am a T-wreck!

Help! The T-wreck is coming!

This is so hard I feel like such a T-wreck!
T-wreck by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023

Tyrannosaurus wreck

Also known as a T-wreck, this is a person who is such a mess and wreck that they are compared to the intensity and violent predatory nature and behavior of a Tyrannosaurus rex (T-rex).
I simply CANNOT. I am a Tyrannosaurus wreck!

Help! The Tyrannosaurus wreck is coming!

This is so hard I feel like such a Tyrannosaurus wreck!
Tyrannosaurus wreck by LingDanc803 November 15, 2023
Jeudi (Thursday in French) + bleu (blue in French) = bleudi, or, "Blue Thursday". (Sounds sort of like "bloody" but more like "bluh-dee".

Bleudi is my favorite day because blue is my favorite color and Thursday (jeudi) is my favorite day.

We are all wearing blue and it's Thursday for our French class. Let's call it bleudi!

Another bloody bleudi!

On bleudi, we wear blue.
Bleudi is my favorite day because blue is my favorite color and Thursday (jeudi) is my favorite day.

We are all wearing blue and it's Thursday for our French class. Let's call it bleudi!

Another bloody bleudi!

On bleudi, we wear blue.
bleudi by LingDanc803 November 12, 2023
A non-religious, secular, atheist-friendly way of expressing "For the love of the universe" (instead of "For the love of God/FTLOG).
FTLOTU, will you STFU!?

Silence your phone FTLOTU!!!!

FTLOTU, do not speak to me like that ever again!
FTLOTU by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023

Deception party 

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deceit party because of the deceit/deception.
They threw me a deception party and I hated it.

Do not do a deception party please.

Sometimes a deception party is really fun.
Deception party by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023

Deceit party 

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deception party because of the deception.
They threw me a deceit party and I hated it.

Do not do a deceit party please.

Sometimes a deceit party is really fun.
Deceit party by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023