Dirty Albright

A dirty Albright is a man-baby. Usually can dish out all the jokes in the world but the one time you joke with him he turns into a cry baby.
“Mikes such a dirty Albright, you can’t joke with him or you’ll hear about it for ten years
by Lil dirty Pablo July 17, 2025
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Dirty Barney

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.
Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was
by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025
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Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”
Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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Dirty J Rabb

A dirty J Rabb is a sexual act where a man takes his fat cock and fucks a dog in the ass, then wipes the shit on a woman’s forehead, in the shape of the letter J. After this is finished, the man then fucks the woman in the ass, and wipes her shit on the dogs forehead in the shape of the letter R.
Last night was Crazy, I was fucking my girl last night and she made me do a dirty J Rabb on her with her Great Dane
by Lil dirty Pablo July 17, 2025
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Dirty lil pete

Contrary to the name, a dirty lil Pete is someone with a giant cock. The downside is that person is either ugly or a social hermit.
“Man I thought Ritchard didn’t have anything because he’s ugly but it turns out he’s a dirty lil Pete”
by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025
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