Lil dirty Pablo 's definitions

Apples and Asparagus

A person (usually a left wing activist) uses this term when they are backed into a corner. It is basically saying “I’m a dumbass and I don’t have the brains to continue this argument”

Person A: but don’t you see!?! You are wrong.

Person B: Apples and Asparagus

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

Dirty lil pete

Contrary to the name, a dirty lil Pete is someone with a giant cock. The downside is that person is either ugly or a social hermit.

“Man I thought Ritchard didn’t have anything because he’s ugly but it turns out he’s a dirty lil Pete”

by Lil dirty Pablo July 15, 2025

Dirty Barney

A sexual act, while someone in a Barney suit, wears a red strap on, and fucks a man in the ass, while the man that is receiving it is singing the barney theme song and jacking off someone in a squirrel costume (Scooter McNutty), all while someone in a BJ costume masturbates on the recipients face.

“Last night was crazy, turns out a dirty Barney is not what I thought it was”

by Lil dirty Pablo July 16, 2025

Dirty J Rabb

A dirty J Rabb is a sexual act where a man takes his fat cock and fucks a dog in the ass, then wipes the shit on a woman’s forehead, in the shape of the letter J. After this is finished, the man then fucks the woman in the ass, and wipes her shit on the dogs forehead in the shape of the letter R.

“Last night was Crazy, I was fucking my girl last night and she made me do a dirty J Rabb on her with her Great Dane”

by Lil dirty Pablo July 17, 2025

Dirty David

The act of removing a hemorrhoid with your bare teeth and then baby bird feeding it to the recipient

“Last night I gave a dirty David to Zack. Tasted like beef jerky”

by Lil dirty Pablo November 20, 2025

Elbow blast

The sexual act of ramming your elbow in the recipient’s ass or vagina until your hand is the only thing you can see.

Me and Tyrone elbow blasted each other last night

by Lil dirty Pablo December 1, 2025

The blue store special

The blue store special is a sexual act where two individuals of any sex take a fried chicken leg from the blue store and douse it in hot sauce, shove it in the recipient’s ass, and eat it. This must be done so the bone never exits the recipients ass. Bonus points if the recipient is female and you do the same but with a potato log in the vagina, and make sure the skin stays. Hot sauce is not recommended if you use the potato log in the vagina.

Me and my girl had the blue store special last night. I loved it.

by Lil dirty Pablo January 21, 2026