Light joker's definitions

uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

by Light Joker December 11, 2005

drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.

Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.

by Light Joker July 4, 2004

Motherfucking

(See Motherfucker to get the idea of the variant forms)
Wretched, disgusting, despicable.

That Motherfucking piece of nothing!

by Light Joker June 12, 2004

Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

by Light Joker March 18, 2007

on easy street

in a condition of solvencey, ease, and tranquility

Lisa: "Say what you want Bart, but I think your a dimwit."

Bart: "Well from now on this dimwit is on easy street."

- The Simpsons

by Light Joker December 28, 2005

baby-kisser

a politician (origin unknown)

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.

by Light Joker March 5, 2005

Witch's tit

See (as) cold as hell

See as cold as hell

by Light Joker June 30, 2004