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uptight

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.
by Light Joker December 11, 2005
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drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.
Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.
by Light Joker July 4, 2004
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Motherfucking

(See Motherfucker to get the idea of the variant forms)
Wretched, disgusting, despicable.
That Motherfucking piece of nothing!
by Light Joker June 12, 2004
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Captain Obvious

a person who states the obvoius as if nobody knew it already
by Light Joker March 18, 2007
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on easy street

in a condition of solvencey, ease, and tranquility
Lisa: "Say what you want Bart, but I think your a dimwit."

Bart: "Well from now on this dimwit is on easy street."

- The Simpsons
by Light Joker December 28, 2005
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baby-kisser

It seems that baby-kissers are praised as much as they are criticized.
by Light Joker March 5, 2005
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Witch's tit

by Light Joker June 30, 2004
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