(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

VIP

(Pronounced as seperate letters)

A very important person

Here comes our resident VIP.

by Light Joker November 26, 2005

gnarly

excellent, wonderful (teenagers)

That ride is totally gnarly.

by Light Joker July 15, 2005

dirty work

dishonest, unethical, or criminal acts

He always sends his henchmen to do his dirty work rather than doing it himself.

by Light Joker December 01, 2005

morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

by Light Joker September 05, 2005

croak

1. to die

2. to kill someone or something

Apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.

by Light Joker May 15, 2005

roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 01, 2005