Light joker's definitions

get it

1. to understand something

2. to be punished

I don't get it. Whats the joke?

by Light Joker April 11, 2006

peon

1. a low ranking or unskilled employee

2. any low ranking person

3. a (computer) user with few privleges (all senses come from a spanish word)

Stop goofing off and get back to work, peon.

by Light Joker June 1, 2006

illegitimis non carborundum

Don't let the bastards grind you down (from the mock-Latin word, illegitimatus, "bastard," and carborundum, an old brand of abrasives)

Whenever they take advantage of your disability, just remember this phrase, illegitimis non carborundum.

by Light Joker May 24, 2006

silver bullet

and magic bullet

a specific, fail-safe solution to a problem(from the notion that a bullet made of silver is necessary to kill a werewolf)

I would not call his plan a silver bullet, but anything is better than nothing.

by Light Joker February 13, 2005

red hot

1. very spicy

2. very attractive

3. very high in temperature

4. in great demand

5. a frankfurter

The new game that arrived today is red hot.

by Light joker January 15, 2007

(as) fat as a beached whale

very fat, exceedingly obese

My older half-sister in law was as fat as a beached whale.

by Light Joker December 6, 2004

Aunt Flo

a woman's menstrual period

Don't mind her. She's just mad because Aunt Flo is here and she's out of pads.

by Light Joker December 28, 2005