take the piss out of

to mock, to make fun of

Don't take the piss out of a good cook.

by Light Joker December 21, 2005

Battle of the Bulge

the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)

This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.

by Light Joker June 06, 2005

out cold

1. unconscious

2. asleep

3. alcohol intoxicated, drunk (probably from the fact that you lose consciousness when you drink to much)

Don't bother, he's out cold.

by Light Joker May 30, 2007

fox paw

en error, a mistake (from faux pas, pronounced foe paw)

It was a fox paw to think that they came to repair a leak.

by Light Joker October 26, 2005

tunnel vision

narrow or restricted vision, especially if limited to seeing only what is in front

If it wasn't for his tunnel vision, he wouldn't fall so much.

by Light Joker March 22, 2006

two cents

your advice, usually when it is not requested

Don't let them add their two cents in. It is not worth listening to.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

tool

1. a stupid or gullible person

2. the penis

That kid is such a tool it ain't funny.

by Light Joker April 12, 2007