4 definitions by Light a bong with a laser
When you have had just enough weed or alcohol and you are riding in that sweet spot. You feel good enough to converse with others, but removed enough that you are calm and happy. We all set sail in life, may the seas be calm.
by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017
A pussy that is so perfect, it looks like a paper cut beneath a wisp of cotton. There are few pussies this divine. When you come across one, you almost don't even want to touch it because you are scared you will ruin the most beautiful art that you have ever laid eyes upon.
Friend 1: Hey man, did you tap that ass last night?
Friend 2: I was going to, but she had a tight slit
Friend 1: Shit Really???
Friend 2: Yeah, I just had her stand in front of me instead so I could make a painting of such divine beauty.
Friend 1: Good Call
Friend 2: I was going to, but she had a tight slit
Friend 1: Shit Really???
Friend 2: Yeah, I just had her stand in front of me instead so I could make a painting of such divine beauty.
Friend 1: Good Call
by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017
This is a symptom you get when you are too drunk or high to converse with others at a party. When people try to talk to you, you can't focus on the words long enough to make sense of what they are saying. Interacting with others is similar to listening to a radio with a bad connection where you only catch every other word and it sounds very fuzzy. If your radio connection is faulty, you will be very happy and floating on calm seas, but no one will like you because you won't be able to understand what anyone is saying.
Hey man how was the party?
It was chill as fuck man, I had a faulty radio connection after I took a dozen bong rips. I just listened to music and did interpretive dancing in the living room for 5 hours. Everyone got pissed that I wasn't talking to them but.... #worthit.
It was chill as fuck man, I had a faulty radio connection after I took a dozen bong rips. I just listened to music and did interpretive dancing in the living room for 5 hours. Everyone got pissed that I wasn't talking to them but.... #worthit.
by Light a bong with a laser April 16, 2017
The state of being so absurdly high that you cannot think or move. Time stops and you no longer exist in this dimension alone. Your soul now partly exists in several other parallel universes and you feel absolutely numb. Nothing makes sense and yet everything makes sense. This usually occurs after 5 strong weed brownies, or several mushrooms, or acid tabs. Once you reach this state, your view of the universe is eternally altered. You realize that everything is infinite and a spectrum of love. This world becomes eternally beautiful and your fear ceases to exist.
by Light a bong with a laser April 8, 2017