god's dandruff

snow(from a joke about god having dandruff)

By the end of the day, the ground was covered in god's dandruff.

by Light Joker January 19, 2005

morning wood

an erection that occurs when you wake up in the morning

I woke up with a morning wood today.

by Light Joker September 05, 2005

dirty work

dishonest, unethical, or criminal acts

He always sends his henchmen to do his dirty work rather than doing it himself.

by Light Joker December 01, 2005

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

VIP

(Pronounced as seperate letters)

A very important person

Here comes our resident VIP.

by Light Joker November 26, 2005

gnarly

excellent, wonderful (teenagers)

That ride is totally gnarly.

by Light Joker July 15, 2005

out cold

1. unconscious

2. asleep

3. alcohol intoxicated, drunk (probably from the fact that you lose consciousness when you drink to much)

Don't bother, he's out cold.

by Light Joker May 30, 2007