noogie

a painful rubbing of the scalp with the knuckles

He tried to give my friend a noogie and got in trouble for it.

by Light Joker December 18, 2004

booty

1. stolen treasure or goods

2. the buttocks

When the pirate spotted the treasure he yelled "booty" to tell the captain that he had found it.

by Light Joker October 25, 2004

elbow grease

physical effort, exertion

All it takes to get things done is a little elbow grease.

by Light Joker September 24, 2005

clay pigeon

1. a person who is gullible enough to fall for a scam

2. a rare political tactic in which a proposed bill is divided into multiple bills

That guy is the biggest clay pigeon i've ever known.

by Light Joker July 26, 2007

Con-artist

or con artist

one who makes money by fraud

Appearently, a con artist was targeting newlyweds.

by Light Joker June 11, 2005

wake up and smell the coffee

to become aware and take action before it's too late

Our party keeps losing the presidential election. Wake up and smell the coffee.

by Light Joker October 13, 2006

pinch a loaf

to defecate(see also take a dump)

If you will excuse me, I have to pinch a loaf.

by Light Joker January 11, 2005