Barney

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

milquetoast

or milktoast

a timid person, a shy coward (from the old comic-strip character Casper Milquetoast)

That punk may act tough but he is just a milquetoast who wants everyone's attention.

by Light Joker October 23, 2005

turn over a new leaf

To make a change in one's actions or attitude.

I think I should turn over a new leaf when it comes to what I write on this website.

by Light Joker July 21, 2004

hoodie

a hooded sweatshirt with a wide pocket on the front

I hate it when my hoodie gets stained.

by Light Joker April 09, 2006

cauliflower ear

a boxer's or wrestler's ear deformed by injuries and accumlated scar tissue

If you don't retire you will end up with a cauliflower ear.

by Light Joker September 01, 2005

fumtu

very confused, botched (acronym, from fucked up more than usual, see also snafu)

This basketball game is fumtu.

by Light Joker November 16, 2005

can

1. the head

2. a toilet

3. jail

4. to dismiss somone from employment

If I end up being late to work again, I will get canned for sure.

by Light Joker December 27, 2004