Definitions by Light Joker

(as) high as a Georgia pine. 

Alcohol intoxicated, drunk.

That idiot still ended up getting high as a Georgia pine.

(as) high as a Georgia pine. by Light Joker July 11, 2004

beer belly 

a protruberant belly (not neccesarrily caused by drinking too much beer)

By the time he was 13 he had a enourmus beer belly.

beer belly by Light Joker July 9, 2004

boob 

1. a woman's breast

2. a stupid person, a rural oaf.

3. a blunder

The girls boobs were rediculously large. When I saw them, I thought she must have had implants inserted for sure.

boob by Light Joker July 8, 2004

someone's ass is grass 

someone is finished, someone is through, someone is done for.

Private; Looks like somone spilled your cofee, sir.

Major; Well in that case, somones ass is grass.

someone's ass is grass by Light Joker July 6, 2004

Sexist 

A person who believes thier gender is superior and says unair things about the other gender, or assumes that only one gender has a certain trait. Both woman and men can be sexist.

Kung-Fu Jesus seems to be a sexist. He has written definitions that sound rather sexist if you ask me.

Sexist by Light Joker July 5, 2004

drugstore cowboy 

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.

Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.

drugstore cowboy by Light Joker July 4, 2004

Janky 

A creature made in the video game, Dr. Muto, by the doctor himself. He is only seen in the movie before the game.

Janky; "Doctor, Doctor."

Muto; "Janky, no begging, just get your own snack."

Janky; " But Doctor, look."
(points out the window)

Muto; (looks out the window)
"What the ****?"

Janky by Light Joker July 2, 2004