vet

1. a veteran

2. a veterinarian

Although he is vet, he is against the war in Iraq.

by Light Joker August 20, 2005

cooking with gas

(variants: oil may replace gas)
working very efficiently(an elaboration of cooking)

Once I am donerading the book I have chosen to write about, I will be cooking with gas.

by Light Joker October 14, 2004

poop chute

the anus =asshole, butthole

She wanted him to finger her poop chute.

by Light Joker December 30, 2004

peon

1. a low ranking or unskilled employee

2. any low ranking person

3. a (computer) user with few privleges (all senses come from a spanish word)

Stop goofing off and get back to work, peon.

by Light Joker May 29, 2006

speed bump

1. a hump in the road designed to stop cars from going above 25 in a residential area.

2. anything that prevents one from achieving one's goals

Someone needs to repair the speed bump.

by Light Joker August 18, 2007

jury rig

to fix or build something so that it only lasts for a short time

His boss was mad because someone jury rigged the siren.

by Light Joker August 18, 2005

Yahoo

An ignorant rural person

(Rude and Derogatory)

Some yahoo was sitting on the bench.

by Light Joker March 13, 2004