(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

by Light Joker July 23, 2005

Rent-a-cop

or rent-a-pig

a uniformed security guard

The guy was mad because he was caught shoplifting by a "rent-a-cop."

by Light Joker September 15, 2004

morphadite

a hermaphrodite (from a mispronunciation of hermaphrodite)

How would you feel if you were a morphadite and he spread rumors about you?

by Light Joker December 04, 2005

peg leg

a person with a wooden leg (used mostly in reference to theatrical pirates. also a rude term of adress)

Get out of my sight, peg leg.

by Light Joker March 17, 2005

banging

good, wonderful, excellent,

That restaurant is banging.

by Light Joker January 28, 2005

frame

1. the human body

2. to incriminate an innocent person with false evidence

I'm not overwieght. I just have a wide frame.

by Light Joker April 09, 2006

laid-back

relaxed and easy-going

He is so laid-back for a security guard.

by Light Joker June 29, 2005