Definitions by Light Joker

half-baked 

foolish, poorly thought out, ill conceived

They are always coming up with half-baked excuses.

half-baked by Light Joker November 11, 2005

The ball is in your court 

(variants: my, their, our, his, or her may replace your)

It is someone's turn to make the decision

Which direction will you go from here? The ball is in your court.

The ball is in your court by Light Joker November 11, 2005

Veggy 

or veggie, vegie

1. a vegetable(usually plural)

2. a vegetarian

A veggy usually has a reason not to eat meat.

Veggy by Light Joker November 7, 2005

turned on 

sexually excited, sexually aroused, sexually stimulated

I'll bet he was turned on when he saw her with her pants down. We all know he is a pervert.

turned on by Light Joker November 6, 2005

jump the shark

to reach the point where the poupularity of a show, movie, musician, or any other pop culture icon declines in popularity (refers to an episode of The 1960's TV show, "Happy Days" where Fonz jumps over a shark while water skiing, see also jump the couch)

It looks like Voyager is about to jump the shark.

jump the shark by Light Joker November 5, 2005

you scratch my back, I scratch yours

(variants: I'll may replace I)

let us be helpful to one another, let us cooperate

If you remeber to pay the bills, I will rember to do the laundry! You scratch my back, I scratch yours!

you scratch my back, I scratch yours by Light Joker November 4, 2005

roll out the red carpet 

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

roll out the red carpet by Light Joker November 1, 2005