Light Joker's definitions

(straight) from the horse's mouth

from the most official source(from the fact that a horse's age can be determined most precisely and directly by examining it's teeth)

He gets his stories straight from the horse's mouth.

by Light Joker July 23, 2005

Jesus Lizard

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

by Light Joker August 15, 2004

red tide

a womans menstrual period (from the tidal phenomenom where the water appears red or brown due to the presence of certain toxin producing algea)

Shes still having her red tide so she going to buy more pads.

by Light Joker October 21, 2006

back door

1. dishonest, dubious

2. the anus

They were allegedly running a back door business.

by Light Joker April 8, 2006

noob

1. a newbie, an inexperienced person

2. any disliked person

Those noobs are always coming to me with questions.

by Light Joker May 4, 2007

Entei

(en-tay)

A legendary fire type beast pokemon. Like Raikou and Suicune, it never stays in one place for long. In the third pokemon movie, Entei posessed the power to speak to humans (just like Mewtwo in the first pokemon movie and Lugia in the second pokemon movie).

When Entie made it's debut,it was tied for first place fire pokemon with Arcanine.

by Light Joker June 19, 2004

color-blind

not biased against other races (From a condition that makes it hard to distinguish colors)

He thinks they are racist, even though they say they are color-blind.

by Light Joker October 10, 2005