Light Joker's definitions

mullet

a hairstyle characterized by short hair in front and long messy hair in the back
(probably from the name of a T.V. show about a family of rural-type people)

He decided that a mullet was too much work to take care of, so he got it cut short.

by Light Joker December 30, 2004

Meet one's maker

to die, to perish(origin unknown)

Hero: I am the best of warriors this world has known, you will never defeat me.

Villain: I am tired of your bragging, prepare to meet your maker!

by Light Joker October 23, 2004

put one's foot in one's mouth

To say something that one will regret,to make an error.

To put one's foot in one's mouth is the same as stepping in it.

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

family jewels

The testicals(a jocular euphemism, from the fact that the testicals are necesary to produce a family)

Mom, he kicked me in the family jewels.

by Light Joker September 17, 2004

GAPO

a very bad armmpit odor(from giant armpit odor)

Whoever has the GAPO needs to put some deodorant on when they get the chance.

by Light Joker February 2, 2005

spoof

a parody of a TV show, historical event, video game, etc.

VideogameDC.com is all about spoofs on video games.

by Light Joker September 29, 2004

Yahoo

An ignorant rural person

(Rude and Derogatory)

Some yahoo was sitting on the bench.

by Light Joker February 28, 2007