Definitions by Light Joker

TP 

1. toilet paper

2. to festoon the trees and shrubs of a residential yard with toilet paper

Did you little punks TP my yard?

TP by Light Joker April 8, 2006

uppity 

arrogant, concited, snobbish

I can't stand these uppity bastards.

uppity by Light Joker April 8, 2006

dreadlocks 

a haristyle characterized by clumps or mats of ungroomed hair

The hairstyle known as dreadlocks was named by Rastafarians but the style has been around as long as humanity.

dreadlocks by Light Joker April 8, 2006

on the rag 

mesnstruating, (from rag, sanitary napkin)

Her pants got stained because she was on the rag and had no tampons.

on the rag by Light Joker April 8, 2006

groggy 

tired, drowsy, sluggish

I felt so groggy this morning.

groggy by Light Joker April 8, 2006

back door 

1. dishonest, dubious

2. the anus

They were allegedly running a back door business.

back door by Light Joker April 8, 2006

alley cat 

1. a stray cat, a homeless cat

2. a sexually promiscuous person, usually a woman

An alley cat ran out into the street causing the several cars to swerve.

alley cat by Light Joker April 5, 2006