Light Joker's definitions

eight-hundred-pound gorilla

(variants: nine-hundred or six-hundred may replace eight- hundred)

A very powerful force

He went from a wuss to an eight-hundred-pound gorilla.

by Light Joker November 19, 2005

pro

1. a professional

2. professional

3. a prostitute

That guy is a real pro when it comes to baseball.

by Light Joker December 10, 2004

Gutsy

1. brave

2. energetic and tough

He sure is one gutsy old man.

by Light Joker June 30, 2005

croak

1. to die

2. to kill someone or something

Apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.

by Light Joker May 15, 2005

roll out the red carpet

to give someone a ceremonious welcome

They were ready to roll out the red carpet when they heard that a celeb was in thier city until they realized he was not the real McCoy.

by Light Joker November 1, 2005

Intestinal Fortitude

A politicaly correct term for guts

Though Mohamad Ali may seem to have intestinal fortitude he is not healthy.

by Light Joker March 19, 2004

thunder thighs

Pertaining to a person with very large or fat thighs.

I need to get rid of these thunder thighs.

by Light Joker September 7, 2004