Light Joker's definitions

Zombie

a very stupid person(from a mindless undead creature portrayed in many fantasy and folklore situations)

That guy was such a zombie, it made Homer Simpson look like a genius.

by Light Joker October 7, 2004

pig

a police officer(originally underworld, derogatory)

Mobster: Boss, the pigs are outside, lets get out of here.

Mobster leader: Hide the money now!

by Light Joker September 25, 2004

sherlock

1.a person who is clver or perceptive(nearly always sarcastic, from the fictional detective Sherlock Holmes)

2. a friend (a reference to Holmes)

That's brilliant Sherlock. I never would have guessed.

by Light Joker February 22, 2007

booby trap

1. a concealed trap

2. to conceal a trap in something

They will probably booby trap the route. We will need a metal detector to avoid running over hidden mines.

by Light Joker October 20, 2005

Glow worm

A drunkard, an alcoholic(see also glow)

That glow worm needs help badly.

by Light Joker August 27, 2004

double barreled slingshot

a brassier (jocular, from the shape)

Whoever hung that double barreled slingshot out here must be fat. Talk about streched out.

by Light Joker December 10, 2006

perk

1. an advantage of a particular job or assignment

2. percolated coffee

3. to run smoothly or well

One of the perks of sole-proprietorish is being your own boss.

by Light Joker May 16, 2006